NOOOOOO!!!! had 10,000 dollars on "Clinton, stage right."

The Ringer really burying the lede here, which is:
The struggling San Fran Giants sign basketball star Kevin Durant

I bet this band doesn't even like sports all that much. I bet it's an 'ironic' band name*.

*Not trying to be a H8 here, folks. I actually think it's a solid B/B+ band name. Just making an observation.

The Top 10 Things to Do in San Francisco (Classic San Fran)

1. Visit the Fuller House House (very full, very house-like)

2. Get a head wound at Candlestick Park

3. EARTHQUAKE! (love to shake my bod)

4. The Golden Gay Bridge (ppl forget: SF = 1st gay-friendly city in USA)

5. Crabcakes… mmmm, delish

6. Smoke a doob at the Tomb of Jerry Garcia ©

7. Time-travel down at the Fisherman's WARP

8. Redwoods trees the size of you can drive a car through wow such a big tree

9. Sourdough bread? More like SourDO bread, if you ask me

10. Tour the birthplace of Kevin Durant

TRACKLIST FOR MY NEW EP, AAA: FREE JAZZ INSPIRED BY SULLY SULLENBERGER, WHICH COMES OUT IN ELEVEN MINUTES (GIVE OR TAKE A DECADE):

• A PACK OF ALPACAS
• APOCADIX
• AMOR ALLUSION