NOOOOOO!!!! had 10,000 dollars on "Clinton, stage right."

The Ringer really burying the lede here, which is:
The struggling San Fran Giants sign basketball star Kevin Durant

I bet this band doesn't even like sports all that much. I bet it's an 'ironic' band name*.

*Not trying to be a H8 here, folks. I actually think it's a solid B/B+ band name. Just making an observation.

The Top 10 Things to Do in San Francisco (Classic San Fran)

1. Visit the Fuller House House (very full, very house-like)

2. Get a head wound at Candlestick Park

3. EARTHQUAKE! (love to shake my bod)

4. The Golden Gay Bridge (ppl forget: SF = 1st gay-friendly city in USA)

5. Crabcakes… mmmm, delish

6. Smoke a doob at the Tomb of Jerry Garcia ©

7. Time-travel down at the Fisherman's WARP

8. Redwoods trees the size of you can drive a car through wow such a big tree

9. Sourdough bread? More like SourDO bread, if you ask me

10. Tour the birthplace of Kevin Durant

TRACKLIST FOR MY NEW EP, AAA: FREE JAZZ INSPIRED BY SULLY SULLENBERGER, WHICH COMES OUT IN ELEVEN MINUTES (GIVE OR TAKE A DECADE):

• A PACK OF ALPACAS
• APOCADIX
• AMOR ALLUSION 

🐬🐬🐬🐬 Dolphins are one of the sea's greatest treasures. Do your best to respect the dolphins. Just by thinking about dolphins and saying out loud (maybe in a whisper, just to yourself), "dolphins are chill as fuck." That's just one thing you can do. I'm posting about dolphins on my blog, which is arguably a better thing to do, but it's not a competition. Thanks for checking out WWW.MyAMERI.CA and "Have a great day in the USA™." 🐬🐬🐬🐬

Where have all the CONTENT gone?

BAD JOB FILLING THIS CONTENT STREAM OVER THE WEEKEND. THAT'S ON ME, FOLKS (JEFF, IT'S ON JEFF). FARMS DON'T TAKE BREAKS AND THIS CONTENT FARM IS NO EXCEPTION. MY DEEPEST SINCERE APOLOGIES. A SORRY FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA (AND MY HEART). YOU WILL GET BETTER CONTENT. TODAY. NOW. AND ALWAYS.

A sports bet to focus on that is not related to how Hillbilly Kingpin and Dobald Trumpf are gonna get down physically. (Yeah yeah I had the ATL +3 in my original picks post, but I liked that I could get -3 with EVEN odds––number has since moved to 2.5.)

Gamble on the Clinton/Trump debate embrace: hugs v smoochies

Whoa. Full-blown intercourse is +45000. Great value there.

IF YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT THIS VIDEO IS TRYING TO SAY, I WILL PAYPAL YOU A FLAGON OF RESPECT (ALTHOUGH I BET YOU ARE CYBER-HUMAN AND YOU WOULD BE JUST TRYING TO TRICK ME SO DON'T BOTHER)

Chill out, Matt Forte

and don't forget it, pencil pushers.

Klay Thompson NBA2K17 looking sharp!

• LATE TO THE GAME? ✔
• TOO OLD? ✔
• NOT FUNNY? ✔
• STRAPPED FOR TIME? ✔
• DAD ✔

Any word or phrase in the book, and I've heard it. But here's the thing: I'm building something here at MYAMERICA and I'd love if you'd be a part of it. The odds are stacked against me but I don't even give an F. Send me an email or join the mailing list, and we can work it out. I will pay 'ground-floor champions' of this blog upwards of 11¢ a year. I don't care.

P R E A C H

William L. says what we're all thinking. I never DON'T have sex (with cops, male AND female) in any other place. It's the bathroom or bust for me. And with these hemoroids sitting is basically an afterthought for anything. Please respect my rights and read my blog. Thank you.

i feel a lil embarrassed listening to the 'rap part' in the new dirty projectors jam but i also really lyke it ?