The Top 10 Things to Do in San Francisco (Classic San Fran)

1. Visit the Fuller House House (very full, very house-like)

2. Get a head wound at Candlestick Park

3. EARTHQUAKE! (love to shake my bod)

4. The Golden Gay Bridge (ppl forget: SF = 1st gay-friendly city in USA)

5. Crabcakes… mmmm, delish

6. Smoke a doob at the Tomb of Jerry Garcia ©

7. Time-travel down at the Fisherman's WARP

8. Redwoods trees the size of you can drive a car through wow such a big tree

9. Sourdough bread? More like SourDO bread, if you ask me

10. Tour the birthplace of Kevin Durant

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