Hi, please hand me the scissors. I want to do a slam-dunk with them. Later we can go down to the arena and really test them out. Will you be my hoops scissor valentine? I’d love to take you to East Texas sometime. I like googling it because it makes me feel alive knowing that they're all these different places in the world. If you would have me in East Texas as a friend, it would be the best. What else can we slam-dunk? Mashed potatoes?

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Gonna put the Olympics on I think. Then maybe yanks but truth is this AROD business has me irked and disinterested. #FreeArod

Collage material

These trade mags we randomly get make for great collage fodder. Gonna post a Vine of the innards. Look out for that content.

THE BRAVEST

I AM THE BRAVEST. I'M ME. YOU ARE ALL VERY DUMB. YOU KNOW, COMPARED TO ME. DON'T TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY.

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A song called "Morrissey & Airports"

GOOD MOVIE IDEA: Someone should make a film called The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 3 having not seen or read ANYTHING Hunger Games-related beforehand.

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My RED HOT Robert REDford take. .comingsoon

"Dear Jeff" png, 2016.

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Life on 🌎

Just a guy drinking a beer in a cemetery with a stuffed dog on his back at 8:45AM. No big deal.

"Never Since the Last Time"

NEW SINGLE DROPPING 25 DEC 2066. THATS ONLY 40 XMAS CELEBRATIONS AWAY. MARK DEM CALENDARZ, MYAMERI.CA_HEADS.

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Simultaneously creating more work like a banshee today but at least I have been working non-stop erotic; feels like it was 9:16AM seven minutes ago.