MY PROTEST FOR THE DNC BEING HERE IN MY HOMETOWN THIS WEEK WAS LITERALLY NOT SPENDING A PENNY ON ANYTHING. I NEED TO GET GARBAGE BAGS & A CUCUMBER SO THAT'S GONNA CHANGE THIS AFTERNOON, UNFORTUNATELY. ALSO––COMPLETELY UNRELATED-EVERYTIME I SEE SOMETHING ABOUT WILL SMITH DOING MUSIC, I'M LIKE "OH YEA WILL SMITH USED TO DO MUSIC." MAYBE IF A NEW WILL SMITH ALBUM WAS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT I WOULD VOTE FOR THAT.

This guy had killer reebok pumps.

Putting "overeating" on my résumé under qualifications. Seriously though, I've been doing sunflower seeds lately like a goddam ballplayer as part of mission to give my stupid hands and mouth something to do instead of systematically unloading carbs into my stomach, and my biggest issue is with this is that you sort of need a hand ready at all times for the seeds' spit cup, so it makes typing on the computer / making art kind of difficult. What I am trying to say is that life is a journey, folks. Strap on in.