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Saturday, February 3, 2018

I went to Rutgers vs #3 Purdue today at the RAC. They really battled. Although it wasn't truly ever quite as the two-point final margin, I think they should hold their heads high tonight. I'm proud of my boys in Scarlett.

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Thursday, February 1, 2018

I've never felt compelled to use the term 'it's lit' until N O W

honestly, it's just always nice to streamline the process
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🎶 It's the 'Mile Zero' EP 🎶 OUT NOW @ www.myameri.ca Ⓜ️0️⃣

Download these 26 micro-bangers here

Hey, check out my feature film NYC – June 29th, 2013 here.

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

🐼 Just a little message for the haters 🐼


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Welcome to my new website, Johny Crottube.

Rest Rooms → / Birds ←

MY NEW DOUBLE LP 'Rest Rooms → / Birds ←' IS OUT NEXT JANUARY, 2047. PRE-ORDER HERE.

Monday, January 29, 2018

Friday, January 26, 2018


I know Google is a progressive company and all but celebrating the life of Heaven’s Gate cult leader, "Do," is taking it a bit far; don't you think?

Thursday, January 25, 2018

👎✴️NEW SONG ALERT✴️👎

Some backstory here? Why not.

I thought it would be funny to show off a dumb video of me singing one of my acapella song creations on a cracked iPhone 4––which, at this point, are automatic reflexes and more of a nuisance than anything else, but I digress––and then I thought it would be funnier if I put something random and creepy on the screen of my iMac like so it seemed that it was just something I happened to be looking at when I decided to do this dumb thing, and my initial choice was tentacle porn (a nod to this) and I actually recorded one with tentacle porn in the background (just a screen featuring the initial results of a google image search for "tentacle porn") but I second-guessed myself, thinking that was too gross, and went with 9/11 instead. Voila. THAT HOW THE SAUSAGE GET MADE Y'ALL.

This site is up 2 date y'all.