👄 It's 5:55 but the 🐍 is always smiling 👄

Finally the last old thing I am republishing here. In 2010/2011 I was pretty obsessed with the Andrew WK 'controversy' and compiled a rather lengthy post about it with the outrageously pretentious title "My Advanced Hero: Andy Wilkes-Krier, or The Possibly Contrived Advancement of Andrew WK" which you can read in its mostly unedited form below. I will add that the story seems to have dissipated, though I don't follow 'the news' close enough to tell you for sure.

What do our Billboard #1 albums say about American culture?

Another dispatch from the past. Preserved here... for some reason.

On the day after Halloween 2009, I wrote the piece "Does Baseball = Self-Loathing?" and the world would never be the same. Would you like to read it now?

Two days before Halloween in 2009, I wrote the following piece, "Google is like Led Zeppelin (only better)." I'd like to share it with you now. I love you.

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I wanna run, don't nowhere

Last night I killed a roach on the side of my house with paper towels, my hand cloaked in an oven mitt.

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Sports ...  I fucking love em.

July 14, 2017 at 07:44AM

Another day I'm up at like 6:15 and my two year old is still asleep. Ay caramba!

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I'm secretly pissed friends are coming down to Philly tomorrow night (to see a different show) and I'm missing this.

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his name is Barnaby Luka