Tomorrow is 11/11

Or—as I like to call it—Phil Simms Day: The Day of New Horizons.

Ahead of bizarro Jeff aka jhef in my fantasy basketball 🏀 league.

nULL

effing QATAR beat Russia in Soccer Ball. They were +300 !!!! UGh. I cant win :-(

Probably would've defeated Trump.

For some reason I cut and paste a text from my dad into gmail drafts back in April. Anyway here it is:

"The gas bubble is 2/3 gone, vision is about 80 percent where bubble gone. Still being affected by bubble. How's Barb? Twins had fevers again last night."

List of movies I'm watching next on the gym stairmaster

CURRENTLY WATCHING THE WFMU DOCUMENTARY THEN IT'S THE ELEVEN:

01. The Program (2016) - 1:43

02. The Others (2001) - 1:44

03. The Russian Woodpecker (2015) - 1:20

04. The Cake Eaters (2007) - 1:25

05. Lamb (2015) - 1:37

06. TV Party (2010) - 1:34

07. Little Monsters (1989) - 1:41

08. Spoiler (1998) - 1:36

09. Trumbo (2015) - 2:04

10. Hoffa (1992) - 2:02

11. Danny Collins (2015) - 1:47

Got smoked last night with my plays. Feel dumb not picking the Knicks as I was dead on with the under pick. I'm happy they won, but dang. Wish I had more confidence in them. I do think Hornacek is a good coach, though.

I will also say this about Akron: their helmets with the adorable kangaroo were AMAZING.

Bet $10,000 on Russia (-114) 🤘

Trump's buddies to the west!

It wasn't super fun doing a ten-point tease on Akron at home (from -11 to -1) then watching their two QBs get injured and needing to play a wide receiver at emergency QB the entire second half against a one-win Bowling Green team. It also wasn't super fun watching said 3rd stringer erase an 18-point lead to tie the game, only to blow it in the last couple minutes. Nope. But hey? THAT'S #MACTION!

Hear me out…

Could not PAY ME to listen to Francesa today.

(...You could probably pay me. Would do it for like $20 maybe $10...)

I HAVEN'T WATCHED A SINGLE EPISODE OF SNL SINCE BALDWIN STARTED DOING TRUMP. FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I CAN REMEMBER TOTALLY ABANDONING THE SHOW. IT FELT WEIRD THAT THEY WERE CONSTANTLY HUMANIZING THIS GUY WHO ALREADY SEEMED SO COMICALLY DERANGED THAT HE WAS BEYOND PARODY? LIKE HOW WAS ALEC BALDWIN DOING THE TRUMP VOICE AT ALL FUNNY? THE SHOW HAS BASICALLY SUCKED FOR MOST OF THE LAST 5-10 YEARS. NOW I HOPE IT GETS CANCELED.

Sports don't sleep.

Necessary viewing.