This Twitter account is six years old, finally legal drinking age.
Thursday, October 19, 2017
Wednesday, October 18, 2017
The name of my phone. ...
A gallery of lists appointed to the man's mind, a spoon—tracing a gaggle of the letter S—thought, as it felt the atoms never touching throughout the day, would be the only thing to defeat the book of emoji-clad pages on the desk of the balding editor. The hand that held the spoon, now an appendage itself, used the spoon as a weapon against the eyes of the hand, the eyes on the head, the head of the man.
The spoon longed to be drawing on the stomach of the woman again, Ss or otherwise. She was lying on the ground and the editor was gone or, so to speak, not present.
In the shape of an S all parties agreed one might stumble on a dot, a bump, a bullet point and stop. And then a straight line would appear. Then another bullet and another line and so on. And on these lines would be a different list. The lists would only own their line and all items would be separated by a semicolon. A uniform list of lists, of words, each one itself another kind of list.
The spoon longed to be drawing on the stomach of the woman again, Ss or otherwise. She was lying on the ground and the editor was gone or, so to speak, not present.
In the shape of an S all parties agreed one might stumble on a dot, a bump, a bullet point and stop. And then a straight line would appear. Then another bullet and another line and so on. And on these lines would be a different list. The lists would only own their line and all items would be separated by a semicolon. A uniform list of lists, of words, each one itself another kind of list.
Tuesday, October 17, 2017
Monday, October 16, 2017
my iPhone is suspiciously filled up again, over 50% of the storage is now the dreaded yellow "Other"––this is so clearly a scam to get you 'on the cloud' but as long as I bow down to the church of Apple I guess there's no other way out. just want a big-ass machine to do my bidding and create that hot content on the go. don't care about speed. speed kills. gimme a big rhino of a phone and let's call it a day
