Tomorrow, I give myself a haircut

^{[as promised]}

I STILL NEED TO FIND A BETTER TO-DO LIST SYSTEM | WASTING TOO MUCH TIME | FIND MYSELF SCATTERED TOO OFTEN | THINGS I DID TODAY (INCOMPLETE LIST): TWO GIFS FOR SALE FOR 33¢ (HERE/HERE); EDITED ~4K WORDS OF A SHORT STORY / FAILED NOVEL ATTEMPT CALLED "LAMBERTON;" BON IVER REMIX; YESTERDAY'S DICK COMMA (I AM ALWAYS ONE DAY BEHIND IT SEEMS); BREAKFAST VLOG; BET ON MLB; [ETC.] | I AM GOING TO EAT DINNER HERE TONIGHT | THEN WATCH THE FINAL 60MIN OF THE ORIGINAL TMNT MOVIE AT THE GYM | THEN ... TO-DO LIST TIME?

BASEBALL BET:

BALTIMORE ORIOLES +106

Y Gallardo

over

BOSTON RED SOX

E Rodriguez

Bet $11.10 to Win $11.77

Just getting around to / into the habit of U N S U B S C R I B I N G from random crap emails I get. Feel very liberated. Feel like a baby seal only I got the club motherfucker. And opposable thumbs and Usain Bolt's legs. Imagine that: a baby seal with opposable thumbs and Usain Bolt's legs. What would that look like? Find out, tonight at 11.

Bon Iver's “22 (OVER S∞∞N)” + “10 d E A T h b R E a s T ⚄ ⚄” are pretty good tracks and you can listen to them here but damn if they don't sound even better played at the same time.

the rumours are true: it is time for lunch (lunchtime).

You can check out a video of me making a savory vegan oatmeal dish (perfect for breakfast OR any time really) at my Tumblr presence: shrimpkardashian. This is just part of my campaign to MAKE FOOD GREAT AGAIN.