New Age Bloggin'™ is the new sosh netty is the old social media. Mark my words. For they are truth. Trooof. I feel in a daze. My days are #'d. Maybe? I had a cheese sandwich for lunch today with a side of cheese. Then 17 Altoids. Now my breath is super fresh but my brain is super dazed. No way to live, me thinks. I love going to the mall. Wish I lived inside a handicapped bathroom at a mall but with super cozy carpets to lie on.

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Where?

Sometimes when I read "drag & drop" on a website, I think "Dragon Drop" in my head and that would be a decent band name given the circumstances. What are the 'given circumstances' you ask? Life, my man. Life.

On the bongos prevalent in Eddie Money's "Two Tickets to Paradise." - an essay

RIP Ali.

You can achieve your dreams. Hell, anybody can. Look at me. I'm going to a bachelor party in Morristown, NJ today. Not to brag. But I'm well-liked, well-rounded and doing swell. I can't complain. Dreams do come true. 

WORLD PREMIERE: The "Ducklings" music video is here, folks

Lead single from the forthcoming full-length LP from The Pizza Puppies (collective), FOCUs ('Ŧ๏lк' Üร).

June 3, 2016 at 01:47PM

No cigarettes on the grass, people. Come on now. You can only smoke on the pitcher's mound. However, dogs? Dog cannot smoke and/or play baseball anywhere on these premises, thank you very much.

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I am a serious person.

the Golden State Warriors are so unlikable to me. Also is there a ghost in my house? Some more CBT exercises. More Sports! What is the perfect amount of Mike Francesa him? Fruit flies and regular sized flies. And shout out to the Glitchè app.

MY LACK OF FOCUS IS INSANE.

IF I WAS EVEN JUST 10% BETTER AT FOCUSING OH WATCH OUT THE SHIT I WOULD DO LEMME TELL YA.

LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING ELSE.

I JUST MADE THIS IMAGE ON THE LEFT HERE EMBEDDED IN THIS DANG BLOG POST.

WTF.

IT'S NOTHING.

IT WILL ONLY EVER EXIST HERE BUT DON'T TELL ME THAT B/C I AM CONVINCED IT IS THE 'ALBUM ART' FOR A TRIPLE LP ABOUT THE PERILS OF THE MODERN AGE.

Getting Off Content and What It Did for Me.

One of the oddest things about latest ed. of iTunes is that you can't add album artwork to wav files (or certain types of wav files?). So this Skate Death LP is gonna have to remain in Grey ♬ City for the foreseeable future. Lame.