Very happy to announce that I stopped looked at tweets (it's been almost two hours sober!) b/c my life is much better now

Had an idea for content as I woke up this morning... was going to feature part of a movie and share it on Twitter, chopped & screwed style (?). Maybe? I can't even remember what it was though. Always write down your ideas, people. That is the lesson here. I keep this Twitter account mostly as a public notepad of sorts. Someone in Mumbai looked at this website at 3:38 AM my time; I dunno what time it was over there.

P R E / AMBLE

Pre/amble*

The Knife in My Back is Beautiful
Badger Brain
Growing Bored, Can't Conform
I Would Like to Think You Weren't Laughing When You Did That Thing
Yip Harburg Died Three Months Before I Was Born
Putting 5 Uncrackable Pistachios in My Pocket
The Swan… a Kook
The Eagle Has Landed Cock-Blocked 🇺🇸 from Reaching Its True Potential
The Dove
Faulty Mechanisms Working in Reverse
Preamble (Coda for a Code)

∆ = The 🐦 Trilogy | *coming soon | preview art here

I can't with all this nazi white supremacist shit

Like i literally kant. My name is Zlot all of a sudden and my eyes kant do reading. Its just random wiki in the wiki app for me or give me death

I'd like to talk about two things I saw on Monday, August 7th, 2017 (earlier this week). On the left (A), I wondered why they put the sticker on this car sideways. On the right, (B) this fella in the grocery store had a shirt that said "Paris" and it had a picture of the E-Tower on it (sorry the photo is blurry). That's all I wanted to talk about now.

We need to talk about how Tony Soprano invented the dab

He did. In 2002. Right after he killed Ralphie in S04E09, "Whoever Did This."

I am most imporatn (me)

Imma goun fixx thiz thinngh

i CAN ONLY EAT WHEN THE iPHONE TELLS ME TO

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I think this is the most beautiful error message ever generated

If you glance at this piece of bread in your periphery, doesn't it look like some kind of forrest scene or am I going nuts?

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