It isn't the $3000 the prophecy foretold, but 30-1 is still 30-1. Happy Championship Sunday.

One might say that this frog, which I photographed this morning at the aquarium in Camden, NJ, is the spiritual / frog version of me, your humble blogger and friend. One might say.

Just bet everything on Rutgers basketball 🏀 +125 home vs Nebraska

If I win, I'm letting it (~ $60) ride:

• 3pm Missouri/Missouri St. 🏀 ML Parlay
• 7pm Milwaukee Bucks 🦌 ML
• 10pm San Jose Sharks 🦈 -1.5

IF ALL THIS HITS I AM GONNA PUT $100 ON A STEELERS/PACKERS ML + BOTH OVERS PARLAY AND POCKET THE REST

WOW ALL MY TEETH JUST FELL OUT HAHA

a poem:

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there is a new president

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it is trump

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lol

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i'm getting

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pizza

tonight

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so

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whatever y'all

I got more sleep last night than any other previously in 2017 and I couldn't feel more irritable right now––what the fuck is that all about?

Gambling on the IVORY COAST soccer team in ~10min. Betting on this bad-ass logo tbh.

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Fun Fact: the Twin Peaks pilot episode had nearly four times as many viewers as The Big Bang Theory's did. #TVFunFacts #CanUBelieveIt? #TPReboot17

Sweet! I reached 77 people with my 0-views video! Thanks, Facebook!

January 19, 2017 at 09:59PM

Watching the rest of The Future (2011).

bag under my right eye + avocado emoji (🥑) / the letter "O" in blue sans serif, sideways =

IDFK man

For whatever reason the buttons on the lefthand side of my Tumblr (courtesy of cooltext.com) started to disappear. I couldn't be bothered with fixing this dumb thing so I just deleted all of them. I miss them and this is truly a sad day but there's nothing else I could've done.

Shoutout to "A House with Rooms" and "FlyNaked"—my neighbors are really bringing their wifi network naming A-game.

My iPhone won't back up via iTunes because it keeps saying it's disconnected but then it shows that it's connecting the whole time? I feel like this is a conspiracy to get me to use iCloud. I won't back down though.

I wonder if John Calipari likes calamari.

YOWZA!

This is a hot one.

📀 the single "Leigh" off newly released EP Fails in Upscale ➸ https://t.co/f34i38qA3J http://pic.twitter.com/CKtc9ZRDL3 — 2017 (@0tterboy) January 18, 2017