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Monday, November 28, 2016

Russell Westbrook? More like Tripssell Westdouble

THE DUDE IS ALWAYS GETTING TRIPLE DOUBLES COME ON
Null Nixon
I gambled on a soccer game being played in this building in Turkey. It's 0-0 five minutes in and I need a tie. I'm chalk and I'm diesel.

UPDATE: lol this game ended in a tie. I'm rich now.
status: participating in "cyber monday" as a metaphor for capitalism*

*oh wait, it's not a metaphor? haha lol fuck me

Sunday, November 27, 2016

This was being marketed as a "heart" taillight for your bike but damn it looks like a set of balls to me.
th'plants r call(ah)in my nayum
 regalia instructo dissektin
mo'falence any of th'time
 lik a π∂L tombb hrdn
distop pope palin
 in'comparsen,, com
disgrun h't hath 
 limp polem m'uï wingshar

This is all I ate over thanksgiving weekend.

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Jus published another book because dam it feel good & I kant b stopped ;)

click hur

My take? I like OK GO's viral videos (BUT I THINK THERE MUSIC KEEPS GETTING WORSE)

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

ALT RIGHT?

More like Control-Alt-Delete, if you ask me. THANKS.