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a full list of books I have published online and/or otherwise (bathroom stall graffiti, tree trunks, etc.) in alphabetical order with presumed pseudonyms of fake authors
πŸ”‘ – these icons = best way to describe type of book / literature / poem /thing being linked to, ✺ (ART) | ◎ (PROSE) | ❄ (POETRY) | ❍ (NON-FICTION) |  (KIDS)

1st B-Day DC7-5-14 DC8-Ball on a Basketball Court DC"23" by Vernon Howl WB-1544 by Not 45 ◎
• A 100% True Story about Life & Opportunity by SkyKid (Jeff) ◎
• 112 Poems by Vernon Howl WB-18415 DC420BRO DC909 Minnesota DC2001: The Real History of the USA by Gosselin Hobnobs (Introduction by Jobathan Franglen) ◎†
• A by Pagano Stjeev ✺ 
• AA Doors DCAddictive Asterisk DCAir-Conditioned Room by Unknown ◎
• Alcoholics Anonymous by Vernon Howl ◎†
• All My Beautiful Litter DCAmerica IV DCAmerican Top Hat DCAnxiety DCAny Interpreted Graffito DCArbitrary Date in a Calendar DCArch DCArt for Sale by Vernon Howl ✺
• Art inside a Square DCAn Artist’s Face DCAny Screaming Face (It Begins) DCArris, or: Blue as in sad by Vernon Howl WB-7Assembling Silhouettes DCAvocado Orange (A Sunday for R&R) DCBaby Armadillo Book DCBaby in a Pickly Jar by Vernon Howl WB-8Baseball Sunrise DCBathmat Fruit Eater DCBathroom DNA DCBeat Pope DCBeautiful Boy DCBeauty of Art DCBeer City Scratch DCBefore and After I Was a Zoo DCBells Rung Yesterday DCBeware of Dog / Beware of Everything DCBill of Rights.txt by Jekk Threece ❄
• Bird’s Boat DCBirthday Boy America DCBlack Angel DCBlack Nature" DCBlank Day DCThe Blue Falcon by Vernon Howl WB-5Blue Frame DCBlue, Let’s Do This DCBlue Y DCBlood Drips on Shaffer DCBlΓΊ DCBook 10 by Vernon Howl WB-10The Book That Didn't Exist DCBOOKSAGA: ~⅓ of 90 Days by Unknown ✺
• The Boy Who Grew a Beard by Mistake by Vernon Howl WB-3Broken Brick DCA Bug, Aren't We All DCBuildings as Symbols DCBullseye Right on the Dot DCBum Hand Searching for Ramen DCThe Burning News is in Sales DCCageskull DCCancel Albums DCCan’t Make Up My Mind about This Place DCCar on Fire DCCartoon Eyeball Closeup DCCat Heaven DCCatfish DCCH DCCharacter Studies by Vernon Howl WB-14Chewing by Dirp Sapplewood ◎
• The Children's Book for Adults  by Jett Sykes ✺
• Chinese Giants (Winter Sport Saloon Solitude) DCChocolate Suffering by [various] ❄
• Cialis Binge DCClassic Hats DCClay Clay Clay DCColor Dark DCColors, Cities Melting DCThe Colors of the Houses DCColours Affront DCCome on in the Water is Warm DCConsumption Dept. DCCool Pigs DCCool Through Blue DCCorrupt Sufferer DCA Countryside Stirs a Sky DCCover letter for my application to become Google's new CEO by SkyKid (Jeff) ◎
• Crabcake DCA Cut Above the Rest DCDancing Water DCDarkself DCDarwin Vigorously Fills My Wipeout by Vernon Howl ✺
• Dashboard Oreos DCThe Day Before the Day Before DCThe Day I Ate Celery for Lunch DCThe Day of Jazz DCThe Days of Pizza are Here to Stay DCDeath Knife DCDeath Toad in the City DCDecadent Collage DCDecember 15th: The Movie DCDecember the 666 (Ghost Cow) DCDeck Football DCDeer Me DCDefy the Selfie DCDemesne by Lol Stjevensjon ❄
• Demon by Unknown ❄
• Desert Structures DCDesiree Wrote Her Name in Japanese DCDevoting One's Life to #YOLO by Vid E. O'Soup ◎
• Diameter Burns Next DCDigital Solutions Plus: Blood Diary Era DCDistant Star DCDog Bone Dog DCDonald Trumped DCDon’t Tweet DCDoor 2 Nowhere DCDope DCThe Dots DCDouble Arch Trash Life DCDowned Hog DCDreams Do Come True DCThe Drugs He On DCDrugwish DCDubai Dreamworld by Vernon Howl ❄
• Duh Shark DCDuke DCDying: All DCEach Heat DCEagle Cooked a Typewriter DCEcho Said the Sky DCElekant Selling Pointz and the Mona Libra DCEme DCEnizagam by ジョーシγƒ₯γƒ’ ✺†
• Every Cop is Just a Kid DCEvery Poem DCEveryone is Walking Somewhere DCEverything is wrong… by SkyKid (Jeff) ◎
• Everything You Are About DCThe Evolution of the Tortellini (+ Other Stories & Art) by Vernon Howl WB-17Experimental Film about a Czechoslovakian Wolfdog DCThe Expiring Fairy Jokes DCThe Exploding Arm DCEyes Doughnut Panda DCFacial Hues DCFading Selfies DCThe Farewell Defeated DCFarm Shark DCfemale lacrosse player by Unknown ◎
• Fffecd: A Novel by Unknown ◎
• Fish Flagged DCFishy Big Eyes DCFlesh Tan DCFly Eye Bird DCFly On, Wawa DCFocus on the Big Picture DCFooteater DCForever Plastic Bags in the Barbwire DCFour Folks DCFrames DCFridge Door DCFrog Legs Lip by Vernon Howl WB-1FryChild DCFun in the Sun DCThe Future Writing by Vernon Howl WB-4Galactic Basketball Again DCGarbage Heart DCGhosts of the Red Sound, and Other Stories by Vernon Howl WB-13Gibberjabber Dic Poems by Vernon Howl WB-19The Gifts of Plants DCGoat Circular DCGoat v Saiga DCGold Standard DCGolfucker by Vernon Howl WB-2Grab Age DCGreat Pools DCGreek Yogurt DCGreen Boxed DCGreen Life DCGreyer Smythe, Sans-serif by Jett Sykes ◎
• Gut Punch DCGuy Fawkes Raindrops DCA Haircut DCHalf in the Bags DCHall Pumpkin Ween DCA Hand or Hands DCHands in the Sky DCHandsome Boy DCHank the Halloween Cat by Jett Sykes 
• Hashtag Sway DCHe Who is Me is He a Star DCHer Interior Reflects DCHer Railway Zooms DCThe Head by Vernon Howl WB-16Heaven Cried DCH E A V Y _ M E T A L S _ O N _ T A P by Jerp ✺
• Hermit Crab by Vernon Howl WB-12Hey Bud DCThe Holiday Hangover (Sham Not) DCHoney Wings DCHovering Dancer, Kill Me DCi-iv by Various Authors ◎†
• I Am Alive DCI Cried Digitally DCIce Cream DCIconography Faces DCIn Keeping with the Fact DCIn Kinston DCIn the Dark DCIndoor Cats Unite DCInfinity Up 40 DCAn Infrequent History DCInside Machines DCInsular Truisms by Vernon Howl ◎
• The Interesting Monkey Overflows Above a Dialect DC∩ (Intersection) DCThe Inverse DCIsraeli Shadows DCIt Can Be Now DCIt Wasn’t So Bad DCIt's Not Even Funny DCJapanese Hashtags DCJerry Eats DCJoe's Best Gal DC"joe's poems" by Dom Pombonnet ❄†
• Jokes by Sam J. (Jokeman) ◎†
• Just DCJust Another Day DCJustifiable Snobbery DCJunk Store Open 4 Biz DCThe Label Just Says "X" by Gen Solin ❄
• The Law of 3s & 6  by Jett Sykes ❄
• Kobe & Abby DCLast Day Lost DCLatrell Sprewell Retweeted Donald Trump Jr. DCLeap Day Eve (Keep On Swimming) DCLewd Son by Vernon Howl WB-21Like Whispers of Spiders Infiltrating Your Phone DCLindsay Lohan: Global Insider DCLittle Lobster on a Fried Egg DCA Little Showboatin’ DCThe Living Lord DCLollimouth DCLone Walker Theory DCLord Brunchington's Horn by Vernon Howl WB-11Lost Plane Boy DCLucky 8 DCLuke's Fangs DCA Lyric Imbalance DCM15 DCMad Love NJ Swastika DCMade in the Mountains DCA Man of Memories by The Weatherproof Man ❄
• A Man’s Hammer DCMarlin Brando by Vernon Howl WB-6Mate DCMaybe America DCA Maze to Get Home DCMe URL DCMEATCOAT by Vernon Howl ◎
• Medium Village DCMemento DCMerica Do F the F DCThe Message Failed to Send DCMic DCMicrowave Gutter DCMirror Monkeys DCMonomonk DCThe Moon DCMore American Than America DCMuslim Architecture DCMy Body DCMy Dreams of Window Satanism DCMy Life is Pretty Great DCNapaj DCNC Shadow Ghost DCNeglect. by Vernon Howl WB-9Nerd Boy (Vote with Us) DCNew Best Friend DCNew Haircut New Person DCNew Month Vampire DCNike Slumming DCNo Need 2 Sound the Alarm DCNope DCNudevember DCNYC Doesn’t Exist DCOctober Dog (Pupkin the Pumpkin Pup) DCOomph & Doom DCOperation Gratitude DCOmaha Enter the Wind DCOn Selfies and, also, My Face  by Walter Fall ◎
• Orange Cynic DCOrange Evil  DCOrange Twice DCOrrville & Abanda by Vernon Howl ◎
• Our Day DCPanda on Broad DCPapier-mΓ’chΓ© Baseball DCParenthetical Santadog DCParking Lot Luggage Laws DCParking Monster DCPartydawg DCThe People Moths DCPerformer Pier by Unknown ◎†
• The Peruser by Unknown ◎†
• Phone Religion DCPictures of My True View DCPink (Let the Dogs Hang) DCPizza with the Papacast DCPizza x6 DCThe Plane That Gave Birth to a Blue-eyed Baby Girl by Unknown ◎
• Planet Basketball/CD DCPlatypus Socialist DCPlease Kill Me in a Japanese Bathroom DCPop Ice DCPopcorn Emoji: The Book  by Verno Sundriplickan ✺
• Poetry Wasteland  by Unknown ❄
• Poof Goes the Days DCThe Pope He in Rome DCPower Everywhere DCP.R. Dick  by Unknown ◎
• President Goodnight DCPress 1 for Energy DCPrison Pool DCPrisoner Xmas (Ep. 321) DCPurple Pizza DCQuarter Stone Abort DCRag Lion Groans DCRare Gulf DCThe Rat Swims Past the Conductor DCRayman's Revenge DCReal Flamingoes DCRearview Back Fur DCRed and Black-Eyed Rabbits DCRed Lady Takes the Plunge DCRed Sun (Top of a Parking Garage) DCRed, White and No Blue DCRed, Yellow, Then Green DCReligioneering DCReply Stop DCRocket Defends the Lunch DCRose for a Dead Teddy DCRosenbaum Monday DCThe Roundabout Offsets the Employer DCRrute Sport DCRue Airy DCSad Red Girl DCThe Same Picture DCSanta Barbwire DCScissors  by Unknown ◎
• Seagulls DCSeashell in Abstract DCSeductive Blur DCSee in Colour DCSeparate Sex Shuns of the Self DCSeven (Very) Short Stories  by Juun Jocik ◎
• Shadow Walks Dog DCSham Connections  by C.R. Ying ◎
• Shards DCShark Door DCShine Thru the Weirdness DCShkrel DCShrimp Scampi  by SkyKid (Jeff) ◎
• Sicilia DCSidewalk Sillies DCSkateboarding iPhone DCThe Skrong Chronicles DCSkyChild DCSlab  by Scampi Wilkes-Boof  MFSleep Soon DCSleepy Little Ocean DCSly Sleep (Forgetting) DCSmallish Youth DCSmells Across a Golden Strength DCSnake May DC DCSnowman Cap DCSomeone Carved a Swastika in the Sidewalk Near My House DCSometimes I’m Falling DCSOS King DCThe Spotted Campaign DCSpring Hath Sprung DCA Squarelz Life DCThe Star Award DCStarsick DCSTart DCStatic Mets DCStay True 2 the Mantra… DCStick a ? in Me DCStill Christmas Forever DCStreets of Road DCStrike a Balance DCThe Stuff We Don't See DCStupid Babies by Unknown ❄
• Sugar Trails DCSundry Boggles  by Unknown ✺
• Sunglasses DCSunrise or Sunset? DCSuper Sunday DCSupermark & Smog DCSwallows Before the Cynic DCSwinging Angles DCSymbols & Cigarette Extiniguishing DCTaco Novel by Vernon Howl ◎
• Tattered Flag of the Revolution DCTeapot Cheats DCTennis Japan DCText DCThanksgiving Eve DCThere's No Giraffe Emoji DCThis Book Bleeds by Vernon Howl WB-22This Cat is My Funeral Director DCThis Ship is Setting Sail DCThrough a Screen DCTiny Novels  by Vernon Howl ◎
• To Lead is to Serve DCTo Skin a Cat DCToilet Boi: A Memoir DCToo Much 414 DCTragic Fabrics & Wooden Aplacas DCTrain Times DCTrash Boy DCTriple A DCTropical Race DCTurtle Dreams of Pizza & Art DCTwo Buildings, Different Heights DCTwo Legs DCTwo Men and a Work of Art DCTwo Shoes DCTwo Sides the Same Sad DCTwo Voodoo Mascots DCUlcer Tom  by Unknown ◎
• Used 2 Live DCVases Against the Wall DCVH DCVomit Grove DCWall Units and Other Poems DCWe Believe in Today DCWe Choose Garbage DCWe Didn't Start the (2 Fire Emojis) DCWelcome to Hell DCWhale (Brother-in-Surfer) DCWhat  by Jett Sykes ◎† 
• What is the New Entertainment? by James J. Junking ❍†
• What Lies Ahead? DCWhatever Kind of Legs You Have DCWhen Will the Tree Believe? DCWhere is My Leg? (Basketball) DCWhichever Way the Pigeon Flies DCWhite Goblin Ghoul DCWhite T-Shirt by Vernon Howl WB-20Wi-Fi Password: Bounce DCWith Onuni Verse by Unknown ✺ 
• WN Sorry DCWreckage of an Exploded Sink DCThe Wrecked Tunnel DCX-M DCXmas Penguin's Speechless Heart DCThe Year Didn't Just Happen DCYello Ribbon DCYello Ribbon 2: Tie Harder DCYellow 4-Eyes DCYellow Pink Red DCYesterday Didn't Happen DCYogurt Top-Hat DC

* $MYAM LLC is no longer using Amazon; older iterations of these books referenced there for historical purposes only – thx