adapted for/featured in book #34
D e m o n
a poem
I am a demon not that you care
I materialized in the middle of a jelly doughnut
The jelly doughnut hatched like an egg
And I was born
I sterilize spaghetti before I eat it
Don't want the pasta to spawn inside my belly
I'm counting carbs bitch
I think I'm ready
World domination is on my Outlook tasks list
Not as a joke I'm not that funny
Don't take me to a petting zoo
Every head a hand touches is a protein to me
The second drummer's new religion
Is mass cultural remixes and sinning
It's been months but we're back on brown liquor
All the better to get her quicker
I materialized in the middle of a jelly doughnut
The jelly doughnut hatched like an egg
And I was born
I sterilize spaghetti before I eat it
Don't want the pasta to spawn inside my belly
I'm counting carbs bitch
I think I'm ready
World domination is on my Outlook tasks list
Not as a joke I'm not that funny
Don't take me to a petting zoo
Every head a hand touches is a protein to me
The second drummer's new religion
Is mass cultural remixes and sinning
It's been months but we're back on brown liquor
All the better to get her quicker
