Headlines? Deadlines? Lifelines? Landlines? Smilelines? Timelines? Parallellines? Crookedlines? Linelines??? This a'Space is for a'Sale for a' the advertisements! is what I am a'Trying to Say! Inquire within, early and often... 💨🤢
   K E Y:  ✄= art ✎= lit ♪= music ✪= video;  = highly recommended content

What is this website?

Great Q, dude! This website's motto is "100% CANADIAN WEBSITE, 100% AMERICAN CONTENT." It is hosted at .ca, which means Dot Canada, or viva la Canada. But its full URL is www.MyAmeri.ca. It is the official home of My America Industries, the parent company of The Pizza Puppies Art Collective, and in association with vernonhowl.com, another "totally awesome content farm on this family farm of content farms." (does that work, Vern?) We cover all kinds of interesting topics here there and everywhere, topics like "Did I See a Dead Baby Squirrel Today or Not?" and lately I have been trying to use it more in the way one might use the popular microblogging platform Twitter (for example) because doing it this way ya still get ALL the taste and (at least!) HALF the fat. You can subscribe to the MyAmeri.ca RSS via Feedly by clicking this crab: 🦀 or however you look at stupid websites these days.

What are The Pizza Puppies?

The Pizza Puppies (see logo on right) are fluid group of bands and artists. There are countless members of The Pizza Puppies: side projects, subgroups, anonymous entities, fakes and fakers, you name it. Check out the ARTISTS tab to check out these 100% real band names and individuals' god-given names. The only requirement or pre-req for becoming/being a member is that you like pizza and also puppies and make art. Duh. So, you know, just chuck over a digital message if you want a piece of this action and by "piece of this action" I mean $0.00 (US) and minimal recognition/respect for being on this "Record Label™."

Who are YOU?

Who wants to know? JK. I'm Justin Jefferson (sometimes known as "Just Jeff" or "Jeff") and I am the President + CEO of My America Industries, as well as the Curator/Creative Director of The Pizza Puppies Art Collective. I am mostly a podcaster and curator, but I am also a client (blogmaster). You can find my podcast deets here (on hiatus! but the movie podcast is live) and you can follow me on Tumblr at shrimpkardashian and sp0rtsbr0 (sports only content). I own the Twitter account @ingesting but it is inactive and that place is HeLL and I try not to look at it but DISCIPLINE. In 2021, I made the website MovieJeff.com for my movie review show and movie podcasts/YouTube videos. I am generally a pretty friendly person who likes music and sports and art and weird stuff. Let's be pals. OK, sure. I'd like that. My splirit animal was the red-tailed hawk (as seen in headshot on left) but it's currently the saiga antelope (as seen in the official Pizza Puppies logo above and eleswhere: planet earth). What's your splirit animal?

A Note About Vernon Howl

We are legally obliged to link to the hellsite that is vernonhowl.com — I cannot get into the specifics of the specifics, but I can say a few things. Vernon Howl (the person) is my former business partner. I bought ③'s stake in My America Industries in the late middle 00s (~2017). Suffer ice to say, our relationship is complicated. ③'s not my dad, though. (③ is his preferred pronoun, but the whole thing feels like a sick put-on and I don't mean to offend by even mentioning it, but part of our legal agreement is I have to refer to him as ③.) Vernon is a tremendous artist and even though ③'s been banned from most major platforms and almost fully cancelled in the culturesphere, ③'s still my friend. ③ is responsible for books and I am jealous I can't write them. ③ invented weeklybooks.net at some point in the future and has been future-retroactively publishing books of all stripes over the last (~0) years (it's hard to quantify since ③'s release/life calendar is not based on human time; sometimes the books seem disappear as we add to the years (and vice versa)). I am proud to help promote Vernon Howl's writing as it is often challenging and always engaging and, though I wished ③ and I were closer still (we played in many of the Pizza Puppies offshoot bands together.... once upon a time), I will always stand my ③'s god-given Canadian-American right to create. Vernon has new music on the way, potentially, as well, so he tells me. We still talk. No matter what, if Evil truly is the "swansong" then boy oh boy what a swansong! (666 Tracks, 13 Hours and 13 Minutes— yeah methinks that's a "swansong") But, let me reiterate: I abhor his content farm and personal web zone, but I HAVE NO CHOICE but to promote it here at MyAmeri.ca. (Also, no, I have no comment on "milk blade" and I fear that person and their influence on my old friend *sad emoji*)


A lot of the projects associated with this website/Pizza Puppies etc. are in a state of what one might call "disarray" but I am getting dangerously close to this not being the case. Organizing/curating this is a HUGE amount of work and I have a day job and also a two kids and a dog who is on death's doorsteps and just get off my back OK! I'm sorry, I don't mean to yell. What I'm trying to say is that I hope to have a lot of NEW stuff coming soon beyond the post zone stuff: more polished stuff, cool stuff, raw stuff. There is a dropdown menu at the top of this page which has a fairly massive and continuously growing list of all 'finished' projects. So, please, by all means, do some clicking and also some web-surfing. I love you and have a terrific day.