We've made it to ALBUM #100, folks. And to mark this momentous occasion, The Pizza Puppies Record Label presents this 250-track record (over five hours of music — 5:18:31 to be exact): The debut LP from VERMIN HAWK which is what VERNON HOWL (me) is calling himself these days. In the form of 25 EPs released in late 2025, it's 1 MASSIVE, CAN'T-MISS RECORD. The above image is the 'cover' of the record, but it's actually the mockup for a book of liner notes (if those still existed): you see the pink lens flare? That's the crease separating the front and back of the book. Is this making any sense? REMEMBER LINER NOTES?? Anyway, the liner notes will unfold here but if you're a fan of square images, then the cover looks like this...
The first track "Metal Elf" has drums but then I went straight into the 'piano and vox' singersongwriter man mode (Which I have been threatening) — a little bait & swith, an in-joke only for me? Perhaps. But the songs turn into what they want to. I AM merely A CONDUIT. The last (#25) installment is all instrumentals for crying out loud!
Now, onto the show...
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