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66 Songs

THE 123rd LP: 66 TRACKS BY SKYKID 90X


You know this is one of the 'good ones' because I made an animated gif album cover for it. Also because it contains close to two hours of bangers but who's coutning? *Actually 69 songs (nice) as well. (Bonus prize to anyone who can determine the source material of said animated gif above...)

♫ TRACKLIST – 66 TRACKS (1:49:31)
1. R*ped by a G*lfer at the Archaeological Dig 02:10
2. Willie Elson 02:01
3. Farther Away from Now 01:48
4. Jazz Poets 03:25
5. A Habanero Sparrow for Eric 03:05
6. The Spittle of an Iconoclast 01:39
7. Human Meltville 01:27
8. Cactus Spiders 02:30
9. Giving Shoes to the Eggless Man 01:29
10. Fifteen Miles to the Moon 00:48
11. Rage Ages Us All 02:01
12. Generic & Scarce 01:21
13. Hacked Baby Doll, Beeping 01:39
14. Money, Women & Miracles 01:17
15. Linguini Feed Bag 01:18
16. DNA Mixtape 00:40
17. Bye Bye Bleak Skies 01:27
18. Wet Letters to the Sorry Ideas Man 01:20
19. A Stockpile of Sisters 01:06
20. Underwear Warfare 01:24
21. Kissy Kissy (With the Nouveau Avant-Garde) 00:51
22. Neuroscurvy 02:53
23. Sea Urchin Shark Torture 01:14
24. Nokia Jokes for the Oily Baboon 01:42
25. How Come We Can't Ride Moose Like Horses? 01:48
26. Hot Wasabi Fatwa 02:44
27. Retrograde Regret 02:23
28. Kissing Cowards 01:57
29. Mondo Nerds 01:39
30. The Respectful Poetics of a Poultry Inspector 01:40
31. Self-Imposed Slog 01:21
32. The Subliminal Timpani 02:01
33. Gassing a Casanova with the Geese 00:50
34. What Does it Mean for a Monk to Casually Kill a Fly? 01:11
35. Slim Pickens is a Werewolf Too 01:02
36. The Next Tom Cruise 01:05
37. Relitigating Whisper Ships 01:05
38. Rhonda's Somalian Dog (On a Cellular Level) 02:00
39. Tribe of Fishes 02:28
40. To Bequeath a Solemn Sequence of (Fictional) Events 01:40
41. Drinking in My Dreams 01:02
42. Bento Box Deception Unit (Buff Boys in Antarctica) 02:10
43. The Exploited Workers' Jubilee 00:40
44. I Just Gave Birth to the Largest Baby in Town 01:03
45. Noonday Ricin Kitties 01:38
46. Wax Paper President (Embarrassed for America) 01:05
47. Return of Skullcrusher 01:18
48. Cujo's Song 01:52
49. Mx. Piggy (Ode to Emily Oldenburg) 01:29
50. End My Hen's Life 01:30
51. Apes in the Air (Alien Laughter) 02:00
52. Beach a Whale 02:00
53. Esophagoo-Goo (Ode to a Future Meat) 00:38
54. Petri Dream 00:35
55. The Football Player Who Only Ate Swan Meat 01:04
56. God Knows Only 01:20
57. Biblio Oxen 01:36
58. Michael Jargon 01:48
59. The Linguistic Goon 01:39
60. DJ Pangolin (Anthem For) 01:06
61. Lo! (Exclamation, Archaic) 01:00
62. Gobsmacked, Giggling & Underprepared 01:06
63. Colorado Dentist Poisons Wife's Protein Shake 01:43
64. Finlayson Spelling (Long-Johns at the Seashore) 01:32
65. Paradice Death 00:54
66. The Head Coach Will Kill You / I Will Make You Love Me / I See You Seeing Me Too 07:18

THE LYRICS to '66 Songs'

 Actually 69


-1 R*ped by a G*lfer at the Archaeological Dig


The Harvard barf bags

Versus the lemon men from good ole Pennsylvania 

Sing songs like they're dying

It doesn't matter what for chinchilla jackets, Nancy


My phone, my phone

My photograph

My time is up

No going back 


Raped by a golfer

at the archaeological dig, it was a Wednesday

They skin little mammals

To hear their screams in a social media video


-2 Willie Elson


You speak in sweet Swahili 

You saw the seven words I know 

Blog rock blows 

Blog rock, buddy it blows

Willie Elson, fail son, formica

Some words are just nicer


Listen to the birds not the ocean

Separate the squawks from the waves

Willie Elson in a '67 Mazda

Cosmo combo slowly fades

I'm alone in an elevator

Just as it was meant to be


-3 Farther Away from Now


Dragons, drag on

Get the grift going

For somewhere beyond

Farther away from now


Someone absconds

Warm forager

You gotta believe him

One hundred and eleven is a Godly sum

I used to trust  in the process

Of thirsty Thursday, my son

Yeah I'll call you a dragon bitch

Lord of formica, get a grip


-4 Jazz Poets


We’re always at the vengeful hand

Of the lantern fly

And to touch the tiny levers

Make those Jazz Poets, cry


So loosey-goosey

This is a rouse, you see

Let's transform the phantom fog

So it fits you and me


Paddle "Paddy" Sheepsoft

Phalan Babalooney

Dade Foar, Fizbo Coult

And Shep Peppington

My Jazz Poet friends

Oh, my Jazz Poet friends

(For the win, again) 


-5 A Habanero Sparrow for Eric 


The Japanese were right

To blur every dick and pussy in their pornos

A habanero sparrow for Eric

Much better than pizza, Digiorno 


The bald man needs a haircut

So he walks into a store

Asks for a plate of cyanide

Cut up with some wild boar 


-6 The Spittle of an Iconoclast


I drank the spittle of an iconoclast

On an expired work visa

Sang of our/us p-nouns

And gave our vanity pets amnesia 


The weathervane was a sculpture

How’d it almost look like clay?

You put human lips on the mouth of a hawk

You kinda negate your say


-7  Human Meltville 


The dubious distinction

Of being last in line

Versus the parallel extinction

Of placebos in the double blind


Making waves and making babies 

Baby waves in the river takes me 

Big boys swimming in the bubbles

Bumping uglies in Cleveland


-8  Cactus Spiders


Like an albino wombat breaking wind 

I've never seen such delicate skin 

Like cactus spiders on the edge of the moon

Suspiciously grifting everything soon


We come back to earth

We come back down

We get up and go

Yeah we get around

We open dissections

On a frogless afternoon

Little combat coyotes

Carving up the womb


-9 Giving Shoes to the Eggless Man


I just want prosthetic fins for every injured fish in the sea

And I say, “beer me, Jesus,” for I can't take back what's been given to me

There was a lobster in Poughkeepsie, fifteen cents to its name

Giving shoes to the eggless man will make the hardest shellfish bleed out perfectly 


I was so close to the finish line

When the comet killed my vibe

But I can’t help crushing the metaphorical 

Egg combos of the mind


-10 Fifteen Miles to the Moon


The first they/them football star 

Unceremoniously named Reggie

But what’s in a name, you say, what’s in a name

Well, how about everything


We were fifteen miles to the moon last night

When your third eye finally emerged

Everyone was focused on your fucking forehead

But the peeper emerged from a turd


-11 Rage Ages Us All


Fume events are rare

But not as rare as fondue

When you’re living like a freegan

In the Wagasi Province of Parakou


I’ve finally reached my final form

I’m finally the final girl

But don’t check my genitalia 

There’s no room for space left in this world


What is it you said

About how rage ages us all

You were fuming like a jackal

I couldn’t hear past your drawl


-12 Generic & Scarce


A party for the Pope 

But not the Catholic kind

The sack that smiles back

Is always on the mind


The party people come in waves 

Faintly, graceful, generic and scarce 

I saw a whisper mounted on the mouth 

Of the fish hung on the wall


Someone did a prayer and I was scared 

I blinked twice without an eye

The sword stabbed a fumble lost 

There was nowhere left to hide 


The football player he became the Pope

And proudly put on full display

An orb impaled surrendering

And then he said, "Desire wins the day!"


-13 Hacked Baby Doll, Beeping


Inexplicably connected to the ocean

A man called Mesmer dies

You find a hacked baby doll, beeping

Laying still by his side


Every house is a mansion of the mind

Every house is a mansion of the mind


You poke the doll, the beeping ceases

The waves grind to a halt

Now the ocean's just another pond

Don't see what you shouldn't saw


-14 Money, Women & Miracles


Another skittish widow reverie 

For the jumbled up machines 

I would say that you are beautiful 

But you don't know what I mean


Money, women and miracles 

On such a tranquil afternoon 

They really give my heart a flutter

Yeah they tend to make me swoon  


-15 Linguini Feed Bag


The polyamorous circuit judge

Had a modicum of raviole

But the deranged Sheriff of Madison’s

Linguini feed bag stole the show


They said his name was Mesmer

A misogynist taboot

But everybody loved his pasta

All the ladies think its cute



-16 DNA Mixtape


Savannah Banana baseball sweeps the USA

Charlie Kirk is murdered, long live Israel, hooray!

NATO ramps air defense, sports gambling on the rise

The weather's never been nicer, but we better stay inside


Watch the TV, watch it bleed

Pixels on the seven screens like CCTV seeds

The assassin's due in court today to persecute Gen-Z

They play it loud, I am so proud: DNA mixtape on repeat 


-17 Bye Bye Bleak Skies


Mount Mihara erupts

Did local woman predict it?

We all sing, bye bye bleak skies

As Ogasawara reads Ibsen


They suck in the ash, it rains

There's so much light in the gray

This zone's atonal, it's full of life

The Bonin babies are amazed 


Mesmer cries, bye bye bleak skies

I do not want to die


-18 Wet Letters to the Sorry Ideas Man


Everyone was shouting “oh no, Joe's toe!”

At the local wellness clinic

In between bouts of depression

And wet letters to the Sorry Ideas Man

DJ Baby Stork read the letters on the air

It made everybody cry

It had the reverse effect, you know?

Was it the foot or was it the toe?

When you're an everyman 

Your name is Joe

There's just no getting around it

So strap in, Jack, it's a wild ride

The moon is low and the tide is high

The feeling's right, the feeling's fine


-19 A Stockpile of Sisters


Haunted by a pregnant ghost

The man is a lamb and the woman is a wolf 

A stockpile of sisters fight for a slice

Girls equal scissors and boys equal knife


A stockpile of sisters has attracted flies

Ever since pizza river ran dry

They detach the screws, wait patiently and pray

Finally, forever, together: a real live blade


-20 Underwear Warfare


I'm rocking and rolling

I'm reeling from what you told me 

I'm killing it with the poultry parfait 


Underwear warfare

War zone airhorns and Fargodome drone shows 

Everything is connected to the blade


I could go on and on right now

But I’ll leave you with a thought

What is the promise of the butthole eyeball

That every ancestor has sought 


-21 Kissy Kissy (With the Nouveau Avant-Garde)


Arrested for filicide

For asking who forgives God

Ride on desert night, ride on

It's asking a whole hell of a lot 


You get so kissy kissy

With the nouveau avant-garde

You go hard in the paint, you go hard

You're flat broke but living large


-22 Neuroscurvy


Backpack, first name stitched on it 

A green sludge shining in the mist

What is your relationship

With eggs? I've nothing left to give


Red bag on the roof

Promises were made

I contracted neuroscurvy 

On the day that your were named


-23 Sea Urchin Shark Torture


Gintoki of the grove 

Maybe something like that 

I don't know 


Sea urchin shark torture

If you could only get 'em to stay still

Long enough


-24 Nokia Jokes for the Oily Baboon 


I thought about a future that I'm not in

Totally secluded from every binge

Quarantined my family in a pot of stew

But the only thing i'm cooking is the thought of you


I'll be your slave, art for the blind

She falls for him then falls behind

Nokia jokes for the oily baboon

I can never wait to say that something too soon


-25 How Come We Can't Ride Moose Like Horses?


(Check this out

Everybody in the club

You better get loud

Cuz shit's blowing up)  


Home come we

Can't ride moose

Like horses 



-26 Hot Wasabi Fatwa


Both the men and the mutts were muzzled 

When lady luncheon grew a mouth

She spit hot wasabi fatwa about the growing youth

And killed herself on a futon couch


Before she grew apathetic and mean

She telepathically sent messages 

Through the sound of the owls hooting near the homestead

And waited till morning on the footbridge


-27 Retrograde Regret 


Ero guro, curs•ed genre

Decapitated head shed, smelly embalmment

What of this, retrograde regret

And a million fathered children that the father hasn’t met


Death by copyright strike and famine

Getting majorly embarrassed by Atticus Sappington

What of this, pebble money for sand

What of this, living large on sacred stolen lands



-28 Kissing Cowards 


Wild white men in the energy den

Fast forward thru the pain they had felt back when

Rhonda’s fondue was an oily goo

Them be fighting words, friend, fighting words, friend


No, no, no more eskimo jokes, Noah

Kissing cowards is reserved for fools



-29 Mondo Nerds


To Dreamers dead

And dreamers dying

Mondo nerds

And Dutchmen flying

Mondo nerds regale 


When your son's

So young

That he still believes

You can beat up Saquon

Bark LEE



-30 The Respectful Poetics of a Poultry Inspector 


Seventeen dead in Baltimore

Apartment fire, bodies burning on the floor

Wet footsteps, no regrets

Ya wanna take a picture but the ocean wouldn't let (you)


The chicken moos, the cow goes cluck

Upside down, don’t give a fuck

The respectful poetics of a poultry inspector

Is the only thing that we’ve got left


-31 Self-Imposed Slog


I'm gonna take what I want

Out of this life 

Give me your worms 

Give me your wife 


Can't get out of this good gosh darn

Self-imposed slog

Out and out, upward and onward

Gravity is a bog


Capital crimes, murder in the first

Tear ducts and oceans burst

Water in fast, water out slow, Lord

Ignore the truth from birth



-32 The Subliminal Timpani 


I remember a plastic panda cup

I served snacks in for my daughter

It was cheap toxic  trash

I don't recall where we bought it


It’s not the life

I’m living for me

Single use plastic

The puppies are free


Unconscious words

Suboptimal beat

Can’t free my face from

The subliminal timpani 



-33 Gassing a Casanova with the Geese


I'm warning you

With peace and love

Do not ape The Monkees

Do not spoof the best bands of today


I was born a behemoth 

And I died but a mayfly

I just hope that I may fly,

When I die, to eternal paradise


-34 What Does it Mean for a Monk to Casually Kill a Fly?


A stillborn at The Lilith Fair

Spoke to me in code, said they didn’t care

About all of the xeroxed heroes

So we ascended

Above the sun's glare, please don't ever stare

at a monk, dead in his eyes


-35 Slim Pickens is a Werewolf Too


The things you think are funny

Could just about make me cry 

The early risers and deep sea divers 

Are in agreement, no surprise 


Woke up in the wrong apocalypse

It wasn't supposed to look like this

Saw several stray cats among the trash 

And a dog with radioactive piss


Where were you when you were who

Was a person who found out 

Things correct and things untrue, like

Slim Pickens is a werewolf too


-36  The Next Tom Cruise


The cutting room floor is an abyss 

I wish more people could see this

A CEO Ed Policy diss track 

Is blaring from a stereo backpack 

Meanwhile heads can't stop talking 

Bird shit loudmouths, constant squawking 

Who but who the next Tom Cruise 

Could pull us out of this deluge 


-37  Relitigating Whisper Ships


It's impossible to me

How dusty things get on a shelf

You're relitigating whisper ships

While I'm trying to be myself

We could sail away 

For more or less a lifetime, babe

Find a screaming island 

Peel away the soul from the mind form the apple rind



-38 Rhonda's Somalian Dog (On a Cellular Level)


I looooooove you

On a cellular level

When you walk into a room

Every molecule's disheveled 


Rhonda's Somalian dog

Will round up the chickens, baby

It doesn't take much on this green earth

To fade into the blackness


When that 'bok bok bok' is back in the pen

And we can laugh again 

It doesn't take much on this blue dot 

To fade into the background


You know it seems like his wiring switched 

I mean why else would he have killed those birds?

It really seems like this is some red hell

And we're never getting back 

 

But concepts come and go

Ideas are much more reap than sow

What's a band? What's a show?

Kids these days just wouldn't know


-39 Tribe of Fishes


Several Yankees in the spank bank

No Civil War reenactment men here

Ladies only at the sausage party

I never felt so all alone


Half-eaten by a tiger

On a Tuesday afternoon 

But it didn't take my good side 

I still look nice beneath the moon

A hollowed out maple tree 

Not necessarily canoe 

The tribe of fishes will renounce the boat

Poke a bigger hole than a tutu 



-40 To Bequeath a Solemn Sequence of (Fictional) Events


Irony is poisoned to a point

Being beyond parody is tantamount

To taking a vacation on your phone

There are far more chickens than this egghead can count


To bequeath a solemn sequence 

Of, some say, fictional events 

With strangers, strange men and danger lurking 

 Just beyond the fence 



-41 Drinking in My Dreams


I've been drinking in my dreams 

Driving, riding, hearing things 

I'm a lone wolf wandering around

Like a newborn baby in a ghost town


I don’t mind day for night

So long as it’s not too blue

Survival of the fruitiest

Don't want anything uncouth



-42 Bento Box Deception Unit (Buff Boys in Antarctica)


Bento box deception unit

Can't eat your way out the grave


Buff boys in Antarctica 

Shower the priestess with gifts

They all own guns that go

Click, click, click 


Gottahava Wawa

And utopian tubas 

Slippery fish in a bento box

Shipped express from Cuba


-43 The Exploited Workers Jubilee


Apocalypse moths

It's not my fault

I'm not the water 

I can't be bought 


I’m not the light

And nothing’s right

At the exploited workers jubilee

All the bug are outtasite 



-44 I Just Gave Birth to the Largest Baby in Town


Jeremy, Jason and James 

Have nothing on this brand new name 

They framed the dame, she was to blame

And I was witness to the flames


Conceal carry Ken was a heck of a friend

And diaper pack Jack is on the attack 

I just gave birth to the largest baby in town

And we all started screaming when it didn’t make a sound


-45 Noonday Ricin Kites


So pack it up and suck it in

Let all of that anger stew within

We can't go back, we can barely advance

Ace Frehley wrote the KISS song "Cold Gin” (sample?)


Noonday ricin kites flying high in the sky

An advancing army, unafraid to die

We play some rock n’ roll, we want to save our souls

And watch the apocalypse from the comfort of a pillow thigh



-46  Wax Paper President (Embarrassed for America)


At the drug store

dressing older

pushing pills

it's almost over


Embarrassed for America

Since 1777

Like a wax paper president

Named Kevin Evans


-47 Return of Skullcrusher


“Hopatcongese Dribble Drive” was a song I couldn't write

Because my mama named me Kevin Evans

So my best friend Mesmer dubbed me Skullcrusher

And I immediately went into hibernation like a grizzly


Like any good movie this is a comeback story

And I was buried under a hundred and fifty bears

But I woke up rested, ready to go

My name is Skullcrusher and I will write a single song


-48 Cujo’s Song


Chasing a rabbit, bit by a bat

That's why Cujo… acts like that


A convertible is a really bad choice of car

Any rabid dog could easily clear that bar

But luckily your wife, she did slay the beast

She cheated on you, sure, but she did that at least 



-49 Mx. Piggy (Ode to Emily Oldenburg)


The bread crumb Christians are crossing a line

As the envelope’s pushed well past the divine

The divider is broken, the sects begin to merge

Mx (mux) piggy in a blanket absorbs the coming surge 


Emily Oldenburg died at 64

Two decades and I'm her equal, but I just want something more

Why is time, like, this thing we can't escape 

Like a blood-splattered tapestry on a statue tastefully draped



-50 End My Hen's Life


Canadian geese in the middle of the street

In a small town somewhere in New Jersey

On their way to a stream, from my window it seems

That they might, at first sight, not make it 


I recall a time, when life was sublime

Eggs on the table near the butter tray

It wasn’t your right to end my hen’s life 

But I just had to sit there and take it


It wasn’t a tire that did those geese in

But a new euthanasia mobile

It gassed the birds fast, right down to the last

Gasp of air, can’t you taste it?



-51 Apes in the Air (Alien Laughter)


As we move from Pittsburgh to Dublin

I can't unearth the feeling of this conundrum

Apes in the air, appear, laughing at me

The sounds they make are deceptive, you see 


Between Eula and Clyde

Let's take a ride

Let's not get lost in our loneliness

I'm thirsty my friend

Is this the end?

Let's find a place we can fill our cups up


-52 Beach a Whale


Lobster and pomegranate, scream out my name

Why did God beach a whale on a… Wednesday

Thursday, Friday, weekend’s awakening

I kneel before the altar of a holy Monday


I can see the bacteria dying

When I wash my hands 

Like a fading fumbling geetar player 

In a rock n roll band 



-53 Esophagoo-Goo (Ode to a Future Meat)


Detriment shrimp, detriment shrimp

Failson limitations got my bankroll on the skimp

Esophagoo-goo, ode to a future meat

It only goes down easy when you hustle on the streets


-54 Petri Dream


They erected several statues, of which few survived the storm 

And I'm cursing out the Gods of chance but thankful I was born 

Strange sample in the petri, atoms dishing out my dream

Glance through foreign microscopes, organisms are obscene


-55 The Football Player Who Only Ate Swan Meat


Drip like the dog in the ever thereafter

Ensconced in the widow of a word

The football player who only ate swan meat

Never knew he was eating a bird


The dog became God through a promise

In a pigskin gridiron grove

He allegedly went woke due to bribing 

Though in truth, nobody knows



-56 God Knows Only


I would never run over a puddle

I would never underestimate your love

If not for this toil and trouble

I'd be consumed, but I'm a motherfucking cut above


God knows only the language

You taught him when you learned how to walk

You argued over how to make your mouths move

You squabbled when you could’ve just talked



-57 Biblio Oxen


Sam Champion forgot about the weather

Focused on the Labubu heist instead 

He did it all for a paycheck

Extra zeroes dancing in his head


The Biblio oxen, so steely and grey

Set ablaze on hearses when the wagon wheels stormed away

Like passionate waterfowl, unburdened and smooth

The weather man could only watch, forever uncool



-58 Michael Jargon


I can't stand these sanity pranks

A skipping CD, an uncooked frank

What of the burning ghost could a future make?

You are the only one for our destiny's sake


We call you Michael Jargon, my son

We call upon thee to untangle the gun

Pry it from the lecherous claws 

The gnawing teeth, this is the last straw



-59 The Linguistic Goon


Another payday squandered

Down at the laundry mat 

The linguistic goon sullies

The pride of downtown rats


Sucked into a vending machine

This time the spiral’s playing for keeps

It’s cold metal tangle glistens

Uncorks a treat while you fucking weep


The linguistic goon’s time is up

The linguistic goon’s time is up

This earth has no more use for words

Letters before numbers, sentences are for the birds



-60 DJ Pangolin (Anthem For)


If suing the piano teacher 

Will make you a very rich man

Or rich enough, say, to open

Your custom kombucha depot


Named Karma & Marmalade 

Then that’s a chance you gotta take

K&M could be branded big-time

You did good, my son, my boy


DJ Pangolin this is an anthem for

So don’t forget it, don’t you die

You’ve got so much living left to do

So many beats left to fucking drop



-61 Lo! (Exclamation, Archaic)


10-year-old psychopaths

Modeled the murder with the blue paint

After a horror movie

Child's Play 3 - all sequels must repent


But it was all a lie

Or wait maybe not

If you reap what you sow

You'll love what you've bought


Lo! I’ve seen it all

I’ve really seen the depths and heights of man

Kids killing kids, so sad

In every town across this wretched land



-62 Gobsmacked, Giggling & Underprepared 


There are demonic forces in your horse of course

I'm terribly sorry that you’ve got yourself a haunted thoroughbred


Soda pop for Sally

A Slim Jim for Tim

And what does little Alexander want?

What does ole Needy Petey need?


I’m not here to answer every single question you’ve got

You’ve all arrived so gobsmacked, giggling and underprepared



-63 Colorado Dentist Poisons Wife's Protein Shake 


The whereabouts of the vibe riders 

Sitting pretty in persnickety grove 

Not a real place to hide, Clyde

Not even a location one can go


Colorado dentist poisons

Wife’s protein shake in suburban Denver

Real words up on the screen

Death is the only true forever

Death is the only thing I've ever seen



-64 Finlayson Spelling (Long-Johns at the Seashore)


Why is a mosquito?

Couldn’t dare spell out his name

But I can see his face

His mustache, yeah


Like wearing long-johns at the seashore 

Or tossin' smoke bombs in the proxy war

We’re all just a character actor away 

From living out our fantasies every day



-65 Paradice Death


He's looking like an angel

He's screaming like a freak

He's hitting his stride 

He's reaching his peak 

He’s killing it, fam

He’s batting a thousand

He’s running amok

He’s a one-man island

He’s not sus in the least

He’s showered today

He’s totally normal

He’s been given away


Do you like what you see?

Do you need to see more?

He’s a ghost now, he’s crying

He’s the hallway not the door



-66  The Head Coach Will Kill You /  I Will Make You Love Me / I See You Seeing Me Too 

The head coach will kill you

If you make him mad

You are always second best

Among the me-first Chads


But don't worry at all

I think your time is near

You could always strike first, my friend

Impale the head coach with a spear


/


I will make you love me

I will make you cry

I will settle for the little less that you invest

Into our love, I sigh


/


I see you seeing me too

But this isn’t about all that

This is a real deal rallying cry

For some deeper combat


But the war of eyes is just a lie

I see you seeing that

Or is it just a mirage

Something our eyes can’t unpack


Why did it work out this way?

My memory’s fading, it’s true

I could be wrong about it, but

I see you seeing me too










SEQUENTIAL