A triple play in which the batter was not retired hasn’t occurred since June 3, 1912

Something like this hadn't happened in 106 years (boxscore above).

you got this
supreme skinny
man, the world
is going to
bow for
it is you who
will _________

If you're doing a strike and you don't have one of those giant-ass inflatable rats...

Then you can GTFO here. I don't care what industry you're a part of or what you are looking for. Get the rat or get lost!

a nice picture

from #boysweekend 👄💪

Dear president trump

Consider this my formal plee for u2 stand downn goood sir, its tiem 2 retired
UR FIRED!

👼🍔#blessed 2 live in a city with such a rich #history 🍔👼

𝔗𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔰 𝔴𝔥𝔬 ℑ 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔞𝔪

FOODLOG (4:23:46PM): 
all Ive eaten today
  ____ the above: sweet potato/hummus/chickpeas
  ____ a single plum (not pictured)

😫️⛈️🌀💎

https://flic.kr/p/28Hapmk

time 2 go the gym 2 complete watching the film Blade Runner (original!);
         I hope it doesn't t-storm on my booty!

🎶👑 NEW MUSIC—"I'm Not Keen on Crying Alone"—FROM THE KING SKYKID👑🎶

live recording https://t.co/bONZp2hl7Y

— 🎷 (@skikyd) August 14, 2018

2 new bandz

on the Pizza Puppies (label) roster. welcome!! click "more" for bonus release!!

U P D A T E :
I've had a few people sign up for the newsletter but have not sent out a single newsletter yet; what gives, you ask?
Keep vigilant. Newsletter #1 will hopefully be out by the end of the year. Maybe. Perhaps. We'll see. IDFK. Help me.

Tracklist • for the new EP $andwich $cam

1. I Asked for No Mayo!
2. You Call This Meat?
3. We're Out of Rye
4. Pickles on the Side Please, My Good Sir

A thing I am, somewhat reluctantly, proud of

Granted, not much to see here but... re Facebook: despite all the experimenting I've done over the years using it as a way to broadcast thoughts, projects, ideas (however haphazardly) and otherwise as content-sharing platform, I've never succumbed to using it as a content aggregator and still to this day think its present design as such is so convoluted and bad, that I couldn't imagine even doing so accidentally. That's all. This is probably nothing to be proud of, but I nonetheless felt like sharing it here in late 2018 on my personal weblog. Thanks for checking out my posts. More to come!

UPDATE:2020:for some reason that FB page is still active tho i havent logged on in many a moon/perhaps i will again but it is Highly UNlikely

my wife got this non-dairy almond creamer and it is the goddam jam my friends; i can't keep my damn paws off it making that hot-ass homebrew iced coffee cam, ya feel me

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