I'm just an honest boy who loves to shoot some hoops at the basketball ring.

If I were a politician I would just play elevator and/or hold music as bumpers/walk-on tracks. This would establish my brand as _____, whilst also assuring no band/artist would get all cranky pants about it. (See this content for further context thank you.)

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An album called, Image Editor (brought to you by Sam Hinkie's "The Process" ©2013-2016)

Yo, so I will be posting a new Knicks-centric podcast (~11 min. long) shortly, but wanted to pepper said content with an anecdote, potentially a harbinger of good things to come in NYK Land. Here goes: A few days after the D-Rose trade, my family took a short a trip to AC (Atlantic City, NJ) and while news of that city's demise has (probably?) been exaggerated, it's certainly no thriving metropolis. But anyway, what gigantic ad/billboard is still front and center on top of a sneaker store on the corner of the popular outlet shopping area? You guessed it. Young Derrick Rose, former MVP and centerpiece of an Adidas campaign of yesteryear. The ad is faded, and sad if considered in an alternate reality where D-Rose is not currently a New York Knick, but I am Mr. Sunshine & Roses, and I took this is as a 'SIGN' man. Some enterprising street hooligan needs to graffiti that biatch with some blue and orange is what I'm thinking. Hell yea.

UPDATE: Billboard is on the corner of Arctic/Arkansas, in case you were wondering, and why the heck wouldn't you be. all in for d rose, y'all. I'm pretty sure the lights are still on at the Adidas outlet store.

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Saw The Lobster last night and really loved it (audio podcast review forthcoming––watchout!). I vaguely knew the premise going in, but the movie was vastly different than anything I could've imagined (I was thinking 'twee' given the nature of the plot, and it couldn't have been less so). I highly recommend this movie. You probably have to be in the right headspace but don't ask me to explain that headspace for fear I might out myself as being unwell. Whoops.

Many people have framed pictures of me hanging on their walls (not just on mantles, side tables and other places of inferior esteem). Anyone'll tell you this.

On the human condition and other matters.

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Humans born on 9/11 all gonna be having sex pretty soon. People forget that.

It feels like when musicians get mad at politicians using their songs without permission is kind of stupid. Because just who cares? Like just say you don't care. That would make you appear cooler. Or don't say anything at all. This happens every cycle. Politician A makes Band B mad because they played Song C as intro music. It's a really tedious cycle imo. You don't really need that as a reason/excuse to say Donald Trump is bad. You can just say he's bad whenever you want. Using 30 seconds of whatever song drowned out by idiots applause/crowd noise is literally the least offensive thing he's ever done. Just my $0.02, folks. Have a nice day. 

I have major respect for people who make Wikipedia graph-timelines for rock n' roll band-members. I'm not sure what the tiny blue and orange squares mean exactly for Dan Hawkins (did he play drums on one song live in late 2005?), but I respect the hell out of the fact that they make sense to whoever made this png. [Source.]

This is not a selfie

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R E M I N D E R:

RIP Deflategate.

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Eating Tropical Skittles right now tbh. They're delicious.

A guy playing Pokemon almost forced me to miss a train yesterday. He was catching a Pokemon right in front of a turnstile. I am not going to download or do the Pokemons game. I wish people would care more about other people / their surroundings than Pokemon but I guess that's not going to happen. I accept the Pokemon revolution. I want to create a lo-fi version of Pokemon somehow. Lingzoids (Little Things and Androids).

I have never had a goatee in all my life despite how this picture makes it appear. Believe it or not, this picture has been digitally enhanced (as they say) and it makes it seem as though I do have a goatee. I included a picture of a man with an actual goatee for reference. This man is ashamed of his face and he should be. No goats.

Cylinders, 2016.

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You never know what you're gonna get.

Here's the 10-day weather forecast. My advice, sports fans? BE WEIRD. Be your 1 true weird-ass self, and the weather will always be 70 + sunny. Take care.

My wife drew this picture of our dog.

My computer keyboard is 60% electronics and plastic, and 40% everything bagel and human skin.

I just published a book* called Deer Me. Its Table of Contents are:

• 1 Grape Leaves Everyday
• 2 The Spider is Just a Fly Now
• 3 Gary
• 4 My Face is a Computer

*there are no words

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The Berlin Wall (probably).

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Trying something.

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The fact
The fact
The only
The only

[this was a poem btw]

Current status: enjoying a sour apple blow pop at the office while the voices in my tell me to ignore everything I've learned about the Wim Hof breathing method, but I can't be defeated; I am a gifted athlete and artist, and I will be eating a blessed vegan lunch in a matter of moments.

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I can't lie: I am using the computer right now and it feels great.

AUTOMATED MASSAGE: My vacation has officially ended. I ate three doughnuts in its honor.

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What if you took a picture of a squirrel on a "beware of dog" sign?

I left a satanic tip the other night.

Make WWW DOT MYAMERI DOT CA Great Again!

AUTOMATED MASSAGE: I am on vacation until 11 July 2016

I think it would be cool if artists openly tried to operate outside of the Apple/Tidal/Spotify stream wars system. Not sure how feasible this would be but some artist has to be big enough to build their own infrastructure and monetize it.

Sitting in front of this mega AC vent just to air myself out after shower.

In case anyone was wondering you can't use the fried shrimp emoji in the title field for YouTube videos. This has been a public service announcement.

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BREAKING:

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I think I'm gonna pull all my music off Soundcloud. And just use it for podcasting?