Precursor/Warning: I wrote this in my early 20s. I tried to edit best I could to make it the next entry in my WeeklyBooks.Net Series 2019 (specifically #15) but honestly this is just too shitty for me to include in that bastion of light. I wish my writing from this period wasn't so shitty but C'est la damn vie! So read this trash if you must, though I suggest you don't! BYE
