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Sunday, January 24, 2021

Man, what a crappy time it was when my wife divorced me. It was a really painful experience.

When it came time to splitting up our belongings, I told her I'd take the bed but she could keep the mattress.

She looked at me like I had two heads.

"Why don't you want the mattress?" She asked.

I told her... "Bad memory foam."