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𝔅𝔲𝔱 𝔦𝔱'𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔣𝔲𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔣 𝔧𝔲𝔦𝔠𝔢

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🇮🇹 CLYFF (or Cliff or CLFF or Clyffino {Italian Cliff}): pre-order my new book right now! 🇮🇹

ve gotten STUPID-lee behind on my ole BOOK WEBSITE TEE_HEE but I remain steadfast and after having been gran-TED(talk) the approval by My Superiors™ (me brains is all) to "Get the Go-Ahead" on writing — ... wait for it ... — one book every single day this week to "KETCHUP" (umm u wan 🍟 with that lol) ?? wel the first one'll be here HIMminetly that is when HERstory goes wrong i guess anyway it's on everyone's favorite topic id politix haa no it aint' here's an EX-SYRUP... for the True-Heads...

When the scientists who only study birds get the desire to kill they swim out into the ocean and murder giant whales by stuffing their blowholes with down blankets. They hate whales because they don’t grow any hair inside their bodies.

Apologies to all the pixel babies out there herein and wherever: i mean ah'no disrespect!

So, I just thought of a joke

OK, here goes...

There's all this talk about PRONOUNS

Have you seen this, have you heard about this?

Well, I consider myself ANTI-NOUN!

That's right, always been more of a VERB guy, if I'm being honest.

Thanks for reading this joke... I thought there was more meat on this bone, to be honest

(how doth) The Br@iN ? (work)

I had (the beginnings of) a book in my books folder titled "1616: There is Too Much Information (and Yet Everything is Connected)" ;;; this here is the "TABLE OF CONTENTS" I have to assume, don't know really. The only other notable things in the file were a link to the Wikipedia page for the Uskok War and the following text below. Needless to say I'll be deleting, be deleting, be deleting...

PRELUDE

Six-year-old António Vieira arrives from Portugal, with his parents, in Bahia (present-day Salvador) in Colonial Brazil, where he will become a diplomat, noted author, leading figure of the Church, and protector of Brazilian indigenous peoples, in an age of intolerance.

Officials in Württemberg charge astronomer Johannes Kepler with practicing "forbidden arts" (witchcraft). His mother had also been so charged and spent 14 months in prison.