Just ate a pumpkin donut flavored Laffy Taffy (which: delicious btw) and it just occurred to me through the pain of it that there's no way my teeth and potentially also my body survive yet another Halloween Candy Season™; I'm in need of a restraint the likes of which my psyche has never seen, let alone approached before...

🐤 🎀 𝐻𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝒶 𝑔❁🍪𝒹 𝑒𝓍𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓁𝑒 💗𝒻 𝒽😍𝓌 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝓇❁𝒸𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝒶𝓁𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝒸🌺𝓃𝓋🍪𝓁𝓊𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝑒𝓎❤𝓃𝒹 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝒾𝑒𝒻/𝓇𝑒𝓅𝒶𝒾𝓇 🎀 🐤

Here are 32 photos I took of my office / art I was working on, etc., when I lived in Princeton, NJ ~8 years ago (Ed. note: one of these pictures is of my dog, one of these pictures is of my bleeding finger, and one of these pictures is of my chest hair.) ––––

The Thursday TV Comedy Wars just LEVELED THE FUCK UP

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