ALSO!

that Jets -7 has been stuck on -115 or so long is very telling maybe
clearly big bets on the Home Dog have that # stalled out

Sometimes your body is just Like, go and drink water - go go go - and so I do and Let the water drink into me

gonna live bet this after CLE scores first and get the game at like +380 Jets M.L. then I will delight in the tears of continuing to drink the sorrow of Browns fans who shoulda known better than to get excited about this season. but really BUT REALLY the main critique of the 2019 season is that there i s NO GOD (g*d, sorry - cuz he = devil. ah perhaps) b/c seriously the Pats are just gonna outscore everyone 6,666-37 and finally do th 19-0 thing and not a dam thing we can do about it.

Might fuck around and bet on the Jets tonight, live a little

friend made like 900$ last night live-betting the Eagles/Falcons, because they were too dumb to realize Jeffrey and Jackson were out and like the odds to score next Eagles TD were all messed up (he won consecutively twice with Algolar (spellig?) and wentz rushing which was the big one and obviously lucky but still )

pretty funny pretty funny

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CONFLICTED

On the one hand know that going to the grocery store with ski goggles on would be troubling to the other customers, but on the other hand hard to admit it wouldn't be pretty cool also 😬

Should I make him(her?) An offer they couldn't refuse

Live look @ the ref scheduled to do the next Saints game

*this is joke is about how the refs for all the

saints games are really bad might as well

be this grocery store snack food display right?

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Just enjoying a limited edition banana courtesy of the Disney co

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“We need to believe in the pharmacies, the chickenshit wilderness City by the sea · the only thing that's impossible is possibilities”

I threw out this Barbie radio/microphone thing that was actually really cool and worked well before the volume/on-off wheel button broke off. I had fixed it once before. It was only $5 or something and worked better than most of the amplified mics I've bought my daughter that cost way more (~$15-20). Anyway, I couldn't fix it this time; I said the somewhat mostly empty words ("we'll get another one..." we'll we?) and my daughter was so cool with it. She's getting older and she deals with stuff like this better. But I had dream last night that maybe I could still fix it, and in the dream I was sure the method would work. But when I awoke, the solution was gone. The dream was still there, was real, but the answers had gone away. The Barbie radio is headed to a landfill.

𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 🌞 𝔱𝔬 𝔫𝔬 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔢𝔵𝔠𝔢𝔭𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔢 1000𝔰 (?) 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔰 𝔰𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 ℑ 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔨 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔞 𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔶🐈

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