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Tuesday, June 25, 2019






not sure why this ended up in spam?

The Worst Bedroom Position for Guys Who Lack Inches would make a really great album title.

Monday, June 24, 2019


This was the 2,000th day in a row I've posted a series of images in gif form at my site www.dailygifs.club.

Tuesday, June 18, 2019

(𝒾 𝒶𝓂 ) 𝐵𝑜𝒷 𝒟𝓎𝓁𝒶𝓃



Sherriff Chaos Theory Presents...


This is it.
It's finally happening.

can't recall if i shared this hilariously wrong translation for a v.m. my mom left me on google voice

threw down the gauntlet when this guy gave me negative feedback for a book i never shipped


Monday, June 17, 2019


2 more for the pile (but these have lyrix tho - f y i)

Thursday, June 13, 2019

It's always been a race against time

to rock on down the open road
errands run
don't dose a doe
in quivers qualms absorb imbalance
wonton tiffs
indebted deference
drive the crest beneath a wave
every world's
an ocean maze
there's no water south of nothing
hover zone-out
drone's a popping

Tuesday, June 4, 2019



A CONDOMINIUM -of sorts- FOR/TO THE PREVIOUS POST
back in a bit ;)
It's time to reboot...


2 nü rekurds 4 the lo lo pri¢e or NUN

Monday, June 3, 2019

🍪😝 Μ卂𝐘𝕓e Ⓘ'𝕃ᒪ 𝕎𝓇I𝓣Ẹ тⓗĮร ร𝐨Nﻮ 𝓽ỖⓂØℝŘㄖⓦ? ☠👽


the dude who sold me an iced coffee earlier today was reading a flat earth book at the register...