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Thursday, April 18, 2019

didn't want it to have to come to this but...

TO THE 2 PEOPLE WHO THUMBS-DOWNED THIS VIDEO: I WILL FIGHT YOU. I WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH. FAIR WARNING, SIR OR MADAM... FAIR WARNING. .


Almost went mad editing this ~9K-word "novella" that I just submitted to Lord Amazon for self-publishing approval, but all things considered: I'm pretty proud of this totally insane story which I wrote in a completely different style than normal; it was good to get 'out of the comfort zone (c.z.)'––as they say. *NOTE: I'm still behind a book on the weeklybooks.net proj (23 is book #15, and book #16 is due TOMORROW and… M.I.A?), but I'm getting there and committed to this nutty thing so plz b patient ;)


Wednesday, April 17, 2019


Been thinking a lot about $$ lately. And thought I'd share what worked for me ;) Hope this is helpful :) #Money #GetThatMoney #StartUps #TheStartUpWay

2 unearthed tweets from 2015, tweeted a week apart, speak to a perhaps the greatest conspiracy theory of our times: (hint) It's about Islamic 🐝's

The exclusive report. After the jump.

%of%your%life%spent%?


Hey, so I wrote a thing. I tried tried tried to make this #15 on the weeklybooks.net series of STELLAR books/content but I just couldn't. It sux. But I'm putting it here because I can't delete anything. It's my greatest flaw.

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

The 2018 Songs are Finished


My wildly Not-Up-to-Date web property EVERYDAYSONGZ.COM is a little closer to being Up-to-Date™ as I've just finished recording the music for LAST YEAR's batch of songs (2018). Yes yes yes, I still have to create music videos for some 500(?) of these said songs and post them on the actual site but Progress is nonetheless Progress. Carry on...

Monday, April 15, 2019

user:ernestsavesxmas


My movie review database (single paragraph length reviews to supplement my podcast reviews) is live @ the IMDB. (Right now it's only3 deep––my triple shot of reviews of Fulci's Gates of Hell Trilogy.)––updatezzz: see here

I REGRET TO INFORM ME, BUT: THE PIZZA PARTY (FOR 1) HAS BEEN #CANCELED.


Sunday, April 14, 2019

wtf? google horny af



Just trying to watch golf here folks. (In all seriousness how did this get on the search results page for "the masters live" ???)

Thursday, April 11, 2019


i still do do sports content tho i haven't later
ha i said "do do" lol

стресът ме убива


Just minding my own business, actually.

Monday, April 8, 2019

💽 BLEED MORE NOW TO HURT LESS LATER


01 idea not totem
02 helluva guy (me)
03 i just wrote a song
04 houses
05 feeding the disease
06 the national championship ->
07 will they riot?
09 haberdashers
10 grifters union
11 bleed more now ->
12 hurt less later
13 a trio of pairs ain't six, toots


The Oblong Essentially That



• It's April and my fingers bleed everyday!
• But the faces may surprise you!
• They are inside every single place!

pg. 5 of a book i am editing that is like a clogged artery in my creativity's heart

Saturday, April 6, 2019


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