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Tuesday, August 28, 2018

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Hold away despair
more than this I will not ask
Faced with mysteries dark and vast
statements just seem vain at last

Inspiration, move me brightly light the song with sense and color

Yankees look to get back on track tonite in the Bronx

The winners of 15 outta 20 before last evening's defeat try to start another streak. Pitching matchup above.

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hmmmmmm


🐦places_2_be🐦


you could go anywhere in the world and yet you choose not to visit Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania nearly every waking second of every day you spend on this planet (🗺) ?

why do you think that is exactly ?

what the fuck is wrong with you ?


G O A L S

c l i ck 2 en-Biggen

Monday, August 27, 2018

It really can't be understated

how 🦇💩 insane it is that Mike Francesa launched his $9/Month app and then immediately took a one-week vacation...

Destination Dino


@ franklin park zoo | boston https://flic.kr/p/297RLGZ

Vacation, part ii

i spent the better part of last week not posting, so that means that the week didn't really happen at all. i could apologize for this, but to whom? i could avenge this grievance, but upon whom? the only thing i can do is swear i'll get better, and that's the thing i (luckily!) happen to be best at.

so there is no formal record of my vacation (minus the dinosaurs i shall be posting shortly). i swear this won't be the case in the future forever and without fail...

💂løl💂

The "Emergency Backup" section of the wiki on SELF-BONDAGE is the best/funniest thing I've read in awhile. 💘

in other news::: no new news; breaking news::: coming sooon

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We are Truly™ in the H ELL W O RLD.

Monday, August 20, 2018

AMERICANIACS

a tragedy
And now:???????????????

"Glom Piranhas (Plunder the Shoal)"

from a concept album stealing vicious/dangerous fish....

s e r e n d i p i t y


While this shot was completely unintentional perhaps it will lead to my greatest creative triumph to date?

I just got the quickest haircut ever

Shit literally took four minutes. Looks good (somehow)