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Tuesday, August 28, 2018

🐦places_2_be🐦


you could go anywhere in the world and yet you choose not to visit Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania nearly every waking second of every day you spend on this planet (🗺) ?

why do you think that is exactly ?

what the fuck is wrong with you ?


G O A L S

c l i ck 2 en-Biggen

Monday, August 27, 2018

It really can't be understated

how 🦇💩 insane it is that Mike Francesa launched his $9/Month app and then immediately took a one-week vacation...

Destination Dino


@ franklin park zoo | boston https://flic.kr/p/297RLGZ

Vacation, part ii

i spent the better part of last week not posting, so that means that the week didn't really happen at all. i could apologize for this, but to whom? i could avenge this grievance, but upon whom? the only thing i can do is swear i'll get better, and that's the thing i (luckily!) happen to be best at.

so there is no formal record of my vacation (minus the dinosaurs i shall be posting shortly). i swear this won't be the case in the future forever and without fail...

💂løl💂

The "Emergency Backup" section of the wiki on SELF-BONDAGE is the best/funniest thing I've read in awhile. 💘

in other news::: no new news; breaking news::: coming sooon

🍩🍟 ℍέㄥL ☆🍧

We are Truly™ in the H ELL W O RLD.

Monday, August 20, 2018

AMERICANIACS

a tragedy
And now:???????????????

"Glom Piranhas (Plunder the Shoal)"

from a concept album stealing vicious/dangerous fish....

s e r e n d i p i t y


While this shot was completely unintentional perhaps it will lead to my greatest creative triumph to date?

I just got the quickest haircut ever

Shit literally took four minutes. Looks good (somehow)

"Vistas of Grief, Superior Longing"

The image itself
a tragedy
intertwined
in the public
discussion
a mutated
interaction away from
lessening the load.
For what it's worth i think some of the football press is MAKING WAY TOO BIG OF A DEAL out of the new helmet rule. Maybe I'm wrong and it will be a true game-altering disaster, but I think you can just cite the initial madness around the catch rule (~2010). That sprung a nearly decade's long headache which routinely swung games, and it was only just addressed (apparently!) this off-season. There's going to be controversial calls/interpretations of the new helmet rule that have serious in-game, potentially score-altering outcomes: don't get me wrong, I believe this. But if we, as football fans, had the stomach to weather the catch rule storm for the better part of this century, then we can roll with whatever punches/learning curve this thing necessitates as well. Call it recency bias, call it whatever you like, but these "THE NFL NEEDS TO CHANGE THE HELMET RULE NOW!!" posts seem like disingenuous clickbait. If for no other reason then the people writing them know better! The league is unlikely to admit mistake here, and so the rule will be slowly tweaked in the backrooms until it's only a mild on-field annoyance (and everyone's dulled my its sheer existence), then eventually they might completely re-write it. But I guarantee ya, at that point, if the time ever comes, we'll have all already moved onto the next thing. As effed up a sport professional football is (on so many levels), it can't be accused of stagnation. Football is a like a shark in that regard, folks.

💥♩ 𝓪nⓉι-𝐈η𝐅ᒪⓊ€𝐍𝓒eя 💲😲

𝔸𝖓𝖙𝖎-𝖎𝖓𝖋𝖑𝖚𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖗

♳ 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕡𝕚𝕖® 𝕃𝕒𝕣𝕜
♴ 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕒
♵ 𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕖 ℙ𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕞𝕚𝕔
♶ 𝕀𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕡𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕤
♷ ℂ𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕥𝕦𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕏

Sunday, August 19, 2018

I HAVE MANAEAMANIA !!!

Lez go A's! Get that 1st!
Here's to letting it ride 🍻

Important stats

In case you were wondering whether or not a second interception 'counted' or not during an inter-team scrimmage at Rutgers.