My first bet of the (new) gambling year !!! Gimme them undefeated Bengals in some hot pre-season action; game kicks off in a little over an hour from Big D.

10 for 10 is Live for Live: The dumbest thing I've done yet (enter the "lunatic fridge" which is the belly where I eat all my bad creative ideas LOLOL great metaphor, right?)

EXTRA EXTRA STREAM ALL ABOUT IT!

my contributions to this society are vast and the value people purge from them are, truly, immeasurable.

A triple play in which the batter was not retired hasn’t occurred since June 3, 1912

Something like this hadn't happened in 106 years (boxscore above).

you got this
supreme skinny
man, the world
is going to
bow for
it is you who
will _________

If you're doing a strike and you don't have one of those giant-ass inflatable rats...

Then you can GTFO here. I don't care what industry you're a part of or what you are looking for. Get the rat or get lost!

a nice picture

from #boysweekend 👄💪

Dear president trump

Consider this my formal plee for u2 stand downn goood sir, its tiem 2 retired
UR FIRED!

👼🍔#blessed 2 live in a city with such a rich #history 🍔👼

𝔗𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔰 𝔴𝔥𝔬 ℑ 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔞𝔪

FOODLOG (4:23:46PM): 
all Ive eaten today
  ____ the above: sweet potato/hummus/chickpeas
  ____ a single plum (not pictured)

😫️⛈️🌀💎

https://flic.kr/p/28Hapmk

time 2 go the gym 2 complete watching the film Blade Runner (original!);
         I hope it doesn't t-storm on my booty!

🎶👑 NEW MUSIC—"I'm Not Keen on Crying Alone"—FROM THE KING SKYKID👑🎶

live recording https://t.co/bONZp2hl7Y

— 🎷 (@skikyd) August 14, 2018

2 new bandz

on the Pizza Puppies (label) roster. welcome!! click "more" for bonus release!!

U P D A T E :
I've had a few people sign up for the newsletter but have not sent out a single newsletter yet; what gives, you ask?
Keep vigilant. Newsletter #1 will hopefully be out by the end of the year. Maybe. Perhaps. We'll see. IDFK. Help me.

Tracklist • for the new EP $andwich $cam

1. I Asked for No Mayo!
2. You Call This Meat?
3. We're Out of Rye
4. Pickles on the Side Please, My Good Sir