08𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖒

I just miswrote the date as 08 instead of 18
and honestly felt like crying

Yanks beat the Phillies earlier tonight by a score of 4-2. It was the first game of three (M-W) here in Philadelphia. Chapman gave up a two-out solo homer, but still converted his 23rd save of the season (in 24 chances).

I think Im sorta regrettin this haircut; on the 1 hand having less hair is just plain easier, but (on hand numero 2) I prob looked better w/ longer hair … Im in constant, truely unending battle against when/what/how I should manage/style my hairdo situation

Like that 1 Eno album

The Greatest Trick The Devil Ever Played Was Puttig The Whoopie Cushion Under Gods Ass

a once and for all solution to my greatest challenge

... here we are folks - let tomorrow sing and be sung, the breath of every milk from our eternal diy's pores ...

🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 i only eat pizzamoji

I really wanted to hit up this strip mall bar on vacation but I don't think it's in the cards

Stiiiiiiiiiil waiting...

no disrespect, sometimes u just gotta say "me too" and join the movement... love womyn worldwyde

UPDATE:

Hilariously, my typo on my Hilton Honors account continues to payoff BIG-TIME ! This time in the form of the above gif. I might just legally change my name to Jwdd so I can continue this gag into infinity (and beyond).

FEELS LIKE TODAY IS THE DAY I'M TRULY GETTING MY LIFE BACK ON TRACK AND SO JUST WANNA GIVE PROPS TO MY DOG AND GREAT PAL FRANK

You (I) can take a train to Phoenixville, PA

I think about an alternate dimension.

Check out my twitter @skikyd to see a new header image featuring New England Patriots owner Bob Kraft talking with two bonafide sociopaths!

ℍ𝕆ℝℝ𝕆ℝ𝕊ℍ𝕆𝕎

Got this weird thing for my daughter at a garage sale and she's permanently stained it with dollar tree makeup.