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Sunday, June 24, 2018

a once and for all solution to my greatest challenge

... here we are folks - let tomorrow sing and be sung, the breath of every milk from our eternal diy's pores ...

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Thursday, June 21, 2018


no disrespect, sometimes u just gotta say "me too" and join the movement... love womyn worldwyde

UPDATE:

Hilariously, my typo on my Hilton Honors account continues to payoff BIG-TIME ! This time in the form of the above gif. I might just legally change my name to Jwdd so I can continue this gag into infinity (and beyond).

Wednesday, June 20, 2018


FEELS LIKE TODAY IS THE DAY I'M TRULY GETTING MY LIFE BACK ON TRACK AND SO JUST WANNA GIVE PROPS TO MY DOG AND GREAT PAL FRANK

You (I) can take a train to Phoenixville, PA

I think about an alternate dimension.

Check out my twitter @skikyd to see a new header image featuring New England Patriots owner Bob Kraft talking with two bonafide sociopaths!

ℍ𝕆ℝℝ𝕆ℝ𝕊ℍ𝕆𝕎

Got this weird thing for my daughter at a garage sale and she's permanently stained it with dollar tree makeup.

Monday, June 18, 2018

Lunch: half-off grocery store sushi and then snack-time: dollar tree mix (~400 cal's)

$2.07 @ Dollar Tree – Monmouth Junction, NJ

–earbuds
–Imperial Nuts "Sunshine Blend" snack mix (banana chips, cranberries, almonds, cashews, blueberries)

poem

manoman wa
swan confetti
confeve weed
heap allotta...
spaghetti on
the floor a-
gains & loss
Coulda - Wooden - Shoulda
i Only ate A mint Lara Bar
so far 2day
can't wait for lunch-TiME©

J W D D bb

I signed up for this shit last night to get like $6 off my hotel price (booked a suite off Cedar Grove Lane which is off Easton Ave. in Somerset near New Brunswick, NJ) and I typo'd the hell out of my first name so now my Hilton Rewards® official profile name is JWDD not JEFF, and the only way I can change it is if I reach out to a customer service person directly (lol) so I'm not flippin' changing nothing. Long Live, Jwdd! Jeff is dead.