I really wanted to hit up this strip mall bar on vacation but I don't think it's in the cards

Stiiiiiiiiiil waiting...

no disrespect, sometimes u just gotta say "me too" and join the movement... love womyn worldwyde

UPDATE:

Hilariously, my typo on my Hilton Honors account continues to payoff BIG-TIME ! This time in the form of the above gif. I might just legally change my name to Jwdd so I can continue this gag into infinity (and beyond).

FEELS LIKE TODAY IS THE DAY I'M TRULY GETTING MY LIFE BACK ON TRACK AND SO JUST WANNA GIVE PROPS TO MY DOG AND GREAT PAL FRANK

You (I) can take a train to Phoenixville, PA

I think about an alternate dimension.

Check out my twitter @skikyd to see a new header image featuring New England Patriots owner Bob Kraft talking with two bonafide sociopaths!

ℍ𝕆ℝℝ𝕆ℝ𝕊ℍ𝕆𝕎

Got this weird thing for my daughter at a garage sale and she's permanently stained it with dollar tree makeup.

Lunch: half-off grocery store sushi and then snack-time: dollar tree mix (~400 cal's)

$2.07 @ Dollar Tree – Monmouth Junction, NJ

–earbuds
–Imperial Nuts "Sunshine Blend" snack mix (banana chips, cranberries, almonds, cashews, blueberries)