I'd like to talk about two things I saw on Monday, August 7th, 2017 (earlier this week). On the left (A), I wondered why they put the sticker on this car sideways. On the right, (B) this fella in the grocery store had a shirt that said "Paris" and it had a picture of the E-Tower on it (sorry the photo is blurry). That's all I wanted to talk about now.

We need to talk about how Tony Soprano invented the dab

He did. In 2002. Right after he killed Ralphie in S04E09, "Whoever Did This."

I am most imporatn (me)

Imma goun fixx thiz thinngh

i CAN ONLY EAT WHEN THE iPHONE TELLS ME TO

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I think this is the most beautiful error message ever generated

If you glance at this piece of bread in your periphery, doesn't it look like some kind of forrest scene or am I going nuts?

M O O D:

August 3 Baby!

a day that will live in famine, see 👀?!