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Tuesday, July 18, 2017

I wanna run, don't nowhere



Last night I killed a roach on the side of my house with paper towels, my hand cloaked in an oven mitt.

Friday, July 14, 2017

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Sports ...  I fucking love em.

July 14, 2017 at 07:44AM

Another day I'm up at like 6:15 and my two year old is still asleep. Ay caramba!

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

I'm secretly pissed friends are coming down to Philly tomorrow night (to see a different show) and I'm missing this.




121212[today; and the next 7 days r also palindromes]121212

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Monday, July 10, 2017


I can say with 100% certainty that if WFAN hires Chris Christie to replace Mike, I will NEVAH listen to that station for the rest of my life.
Sometimes I get emails that were meant for a real estate agent in Utah who has the exact same name as me and I find them pretty amusing. I think about this Alternate Me selling ski property in Park City and I just chill inside that thought.

Saturday, July 8, 2017