Today is a Palindrome Day71117

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I can say with 100% certainty that if WFAN hires Chris Christie to replace Mike, I will NEVAH listen to that station for the rest of my life.

Sometimes I get emails that were meant for a real estate agent in Utah who has the exact same name as me and I find them pretty amusing. I think about this Alternate Me selling ski property in Park City and I just chill inside that thought.

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If i were an owl god my name would b God 🦉Mighty. Thank u

At 7:17pm last night (7-7-17) I thought 💭 I was going to change my entire life. About an hour later a massive storm ⛈ came through and my family got caught in the rain ☔️. I didn't change my life then but I realized that on Monday 7-10-17 at 7:10:17am I would need to if I ever wanted to find salvation. The power 💥 of 7 is still real. God is Seven.

TEAR💧 v TEAR 📃

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Is it too late 2 start a Life of Crime™ ? A Memoir in 17 Parts

I ACTUALLY SAW THIS STICKER (<---RIGHT) ON A PICKUP TRUCK THE OTHER DAY NEAR LANGHORNE, PA. LMFAO THINKING ABOUT THE DUDE WHO PURCHASED THIS AND THEN STUCK IT ON HIS CAR. LIKE THINKING ABOUT WHAT HE WAS LITERALLY THINKING AS HE ACTUALLY PEELED OFF THE BACK OF THE STICKER AND PUT IT ON HIS DUMB TRUCK. ON THE SURFACE IT'S LIKE, "HEHE, THIS IS REALLY GONNA RILE SOME FEATHERS," BUT BUBBLING UNDERNEATH IT'S DEFINITELY "JESUS CHRIST––HOW DEEP DOWN GAY AM I? FUCK!" SAD. THIS CUNTRY IS PRETTY MUCH EFFED LOL.