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Monday, July 10, 2017

I can say with 100% certainty that if WFAN hires Chris Christie to replace Mike, I will NEVAH listen to that station for the rest of my life.
Sometimes I get emails that were meant for a real estate agent in Utah who has the exact same name as me and I find them pretty amusing. I think about this Alternate Me selling ski property in Park City and I just chill inside that thought.

Friday, June 30, 2017

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Is it too late 2 start a Life of Crime™ ? A Memoir in 17 Parts

I ACTUALLY SAW THIS STICKER (<---RIGHT) ON A PICKUP TRUCK THE OTHER DAY NEAR LANGHORNE, PA. LMFAO THINKING ABOUT THE DUDE WHO PURCHASED THIS AND THEN STUCK IT ON HIS CAR. LIKE THINKING ABOUT WHAT HE WAS LITERALLY THINKING AS HE ACTUALLY PEELED OFF THE BACK OF THE STICKER AND PUT IT ON HIS DUMB TRUCK. ON THE SURFACE IT'S LIKE, "HEHE, THIS IS REALLY GONNA RILE SOME FEATHERS," BUT BUBBLING UNDERNEATH IT'S DEFINITELY "JESUS CHRIST––HOW DEEP DOWN GAY AM I? FUCK!" SAD. THIS CUNTRY IS PRETTY MUCH EFFED LOL.
Hola ladies and gents, I'm pleased as rum punch to tell you that all of Series 2 - The EPs Collection (100 releases featuring 600 original songs in total) are available online for streaming. Go here to start this epic journey or start, umm, you know, at the beginning (Black Spaghetti style!). I still have so much work to do (in general) but at least this is a dang chapter I can put to bed. I am the SkyKid and I am ready for my nap.

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Golden Retriever

Please tell us how you feel about the game but it's the only goal that will ever get a good win over the game with a little bit more of the same game with a golden retriever and the game of a game of thrones is the only goal for a man who has a good game and he came a game that he was the only goal for him to win a championship for a game he had to do so that the waiter had to a game that was the only one time that was a good game for him to win a game of this year or two he had a golden gate and the golden gate and golden state championship the waiter was the only goal for years he said that the only goal for a golden retriever was a goal for a new song and he had to be a good chef and he had no not good music at the same same as him as the chef and he was a golden waiter and he had no not good music or so many good things about the band and the band had no listeners or the band that they were not good enough for a good band but he had a little more to do it he was just checking the app on Facebook to see what it is like about it a few years later he had to do it for the waiter to be a golden waiter he said that the band had been the band and he was a golden retriever and a waiter of the golden waiter a waiter of the golden waiter a golden retriever waiter waiter and a golden retriever and a golden boy and he had no not good music or a golden retriever that was the only goal of a golden retriever and he had no idea how much I would like it if he had no not good music or a golden retriever.

It's—you guessed it—🥗⏱

there is a dude in my living room painting our ceiling
i'm just waiting on him to finish so I can reemerge
THIS SHIT is real, lit.... woke even.

OJ STRIKES AGAIN


Monday, June 26, 2017

U CAN DO THIS

B/C U CAN DO ANYTHING💦💦💦