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Thursday, June 1, 2017

I'm gonna do it 🌹

Folks, please don't leave your trash here.

I shoulda been recording my Lyft driver for a podcast

Chatty kathy this one. We almost got on the Ben Frank cuz he was chattin' it up. Gob bless

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

HAVE U SEEN DIS MAN?

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May 31, 2017 at 03:13PM

I think tomorrow I'm going to find a field and bury a hoagie roll and do a live video of said event via Livesthetic. Gob bless.

It's weird

At this point, it looks like Arcade Fire's new album is gonna be called Infinite Content, and this is a completely unoriginal theme. If this is indeed the name and/or motif for their record, they are touching on this topic at the very apex of its tipping point (if not somewhere on the violent and very swift decline that is the other side). In this the Age of Covfefe, things travel fast: all things. They are accelerated by memes and social media, and are rendered meaningless sometimes within hours of their inception. It's weird to say, but we are truly in a post-everything world. Nothing matters. A very talented indie rock band could/would do better by just hitting "random article" on Wikipedia to come up with a subject for their concept record. This is not at all a comment on the potential for this album, or even how I personally will digest it. I'm simply stating the facts as they are. When it comes to content consumption on a personal level, I'm strictly on an Aerosmith "Just Push Play" diet. B U T ,, My hot take on the current and––again––nearly kaput argument that "infinite content" and "streaming" and "binge watching" and [insert other thing(s) like that] are somehow damaging society directly, if not stagnating culture into a state of societal ruin, is this: That don't matter neither. We've always been in search of the pure, endless entertainment. One might even say that said search is the greatest (read: largest) and certainly most peaceful religion on planet earth. Sure, I want to be Pope of this Church, and live in a colossal mansion with a screen that's three-stories high, but I'm just like everybody else: Check out my latest podcast where I review Season 1 of Netflix's Bloodline here.

It's the apocalypse…70% off

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Tuesday, May 30, 2017

• Everything is fine •
The June Swoon is coming folks
more details to follow

May 30, 2017 at 10:43AM

My new Facebook avatar is a video of a piece of poop sitting in a urinal.

Friday, May 26, 2017

The Jeffkkast, a podcast I apparently do (?), is now available via the STITCHER website/app. I added it to this space on the web because Stitcher is in fact what I primarily use to digest (ingest?) pods. So it seemed right to add it on this platform. OK THATS ALL BYE. Updake.NoMore

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Monday, May 22, 2017

If I were the type of people who replied to tweets, I would've wrote, "finally... a goatee for MEN" (something like that).