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Wednesday, May 31, 2017

It's the apocalypse…70% off

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Tuesday, May 30, 2017

• Everything is fine •
The June Swoon is coming folks
more details to follow

May 30, 2017 at 10:43AM

My new Facebook avatar is a video of a piece of poop sitting in a urinal.

Friday, May 26, 2017

The Jeffkkast, a podcast I apparently do (?), is now available via the STITCHER website/app. I added it to this space on the web because Stitcher is in fact what I primarily use to digest (ingest?) pods. So it seemed right to add it on this platform. OK THATS ALL BYE. Updake.NoMore

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Monday, May 22, 2017

If I were the type of people who replied to tweets, I would've wrote, "finally... a goatee for MEN" (something like that).

adding to my expereince last night watching the TWIN PEAKS RETURN PARTS 1&2:

  • my dad was sleeping sitting straight up on the couch in the adjacent room
    (could hear his breathing throughout)
  • my parents dog who is old and has these weird open sores was sleeping near
    me and the stink her sores emit is truly something
I am the boy without subplot, moving through this world of sludge a vessel better suited for carrying pet birds to and from the pet bird morgue to I.D. their dead pet bird counterparts. The horrific accidents they endure are not so different than our every moment. I am a parrot and I was never the boy.