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Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

HAHAHA JUST 8 ?!?!?!

Eight different filters will be available starting today, including a few different crowns, ones that make a person look like a koala or a rabbit, and another that sends math equations spinning around your head.

May 16, 2017 at 09:16AM

Always the 💨 windshield, never the 🐜 bug

Monday, May 15, 2017

A 🍕 FOR DOGS?

Sure thing, howza'bout uno large "" P u p p e r o n i "" pizza pie coming up, lol. Just a gag-post, folks. The actual good content is coming soon I promise.

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Next up: fannypack phase™

Doing the damn posts like I was meant to.

Friday, May 12, 2017

Folks, I am a "hip" guy who is generally very OK, if not "supremely hip" to the hippy mentality/lifestyle. I AM NOT HERE TO JUDGE. I also have very neutral feelings on panhandlers/bums. Life is shit, and sometimes it defeats you 77-0. I get it. Do what needs to be done. I'm just another bit of flesh covered in slightly cleaner clothes. But lord almighty I am not OK with the scene represented in the photograph above, which I took at 4:27 PM yesterday on the corner of York & Aramingo in Philadelphia. This is a super busy intersection, and this… this poor dog. It made me so depressed. Yes, he kinda looks cozy in this photograph, but trust me: cars were constantly buzzing by within feet of his/her head as 'the owner' held out the hat for cars stopped at the left-turn red. This wasn't safe. Please, hippies and bums (god love ya): STOP IT WITH THE PETS. Panhandle all the livelong day––whether by total freedom of choice, or otherwise––but leave the pups at Mom's. Thank you. /PSA
=-ity // ž∂ƒ0

May 12, 2017 at 09:19AM

Rock bottom is decidedly not so rocking imo.

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Even without any current context, this is just an incredibly bizarre statement. Is it a joke? Could/would anyone be able to confirm it's a joke? And if it is, why is it funny?

Friday, May 5, 2017

Thursday, May 4, 2017

It's going great over here folks.

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

there is a wifi network near me named "Laura Palmer" which is the name of a very important character from the TV show Twin Peaks, which I have just gotten back into heavily in anticipation of the forthcoming reboot; I noticed this wifi network right around the same time, but you see this is probably just a coincidence because the name of the street I live on is "Palmer" and maybe this wifi network belongs to someone named "Laura [whatever her last name is]" and she also lives on this street "Palmer" and we are neighbors. who knows, though... we're all just spinning on this crazy rock called earth; it probably don't matter fam