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Wednesday, May 3, 2017

there is a wifi network near me named "Laura Palmer" which is the name of a very important character from the TV show Twin Peaks, which I have just gotten back into heavily in anticipation of the forthcoming reboot; I noticed this wifi network right around the same time, but you see this is probably just a coincidence because the name of the street I live on is "Palmer" and maybe this wifi network belongs to someone named "Laura [whatever her last name is]" and she also lives on this street "Palmer" and we are neighbors. who knows, though... we're all just spinning on this crazy rock called earth; it probably don't matter fam

Monday, May 1, 2017

It's true, my daughter hath declared . . .

The "Go!" Embargo is over

My daughter is two and she loves Paw Patrol. My wife and I love it too. There's just something about it. IDK that's not what this post is about sorry*.

But every episode when the pups transition from dogs into dogs who do crime-fighting with cool outfits on, they play a song with a repetitive "Go!" chant. My wife and I like to chant along and also say "Go!" during this song. My daughter, until yesterday, did not allow this.

"Don't say 'go'," my daughter would, without fail, declare. We had to respect her wishes.

Then, after much pleading and, frankly, stern inquisition over why it was exactly she did not want her parents to sing along with the repetitive cartoon song, she said, "You can say 'go'." We tested her, saying "Go!" over and over the next time the song played. As if by reflex, she yet again declared, "Don't say 'go'." But then I said, "you just said we could say 'go'?" And she said, "Oh yeah, you can say 'go'." Hell yeah we can.

And so that's that. The "Go!" Embargo is over.

*my favorite character is Zuma, though, in case you were wondering, because he calls everybody "dude."

Friday, April 28, 2017

I am...

That Feeling When You Are Trying To Touch Your Phone Or Tablet Just As It Goes Into Lock Screen And Your Mind Knows You Touched It Before It Should Have Turned To Black And Maybe Life Is Not Fair; Is This A Metaphor? OMG Maybe It Is; We Should Get Out Of Here.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

I believe in a world of myself
A tight and beautiful procession sweeps gently against the concrete outside my house; it's all concrete. The newborn trees came in still and turned to settled dust despite the bad wind. If only I––Chief Apathy Officer (CAO)––could be of some assistance, but my mango-peach DumDum™ mind is a slog. This is called 'getting back on track' and the taxes we pay to clear the debt are a great minimalist sleep, the only form of such wherein the outcome is unable to be appreciated.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Sunday, April 23, 2017

T൫ACKLIST

൫ CREEPY PICTURES
൫ PEOPLE PERSON
൫ PENGUINN
൫ GUN POPE
൫ EASY DOES IT
൫ ALLIANCE EVERMORE
൫ HOOK, _____ & SINKER
൫ SUCKER PUNCH
൫ WHAT YOU SAY
൫ DESERVED MORE
൫ LOVE IN A TIME OF HATE

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

CONFESSION TIME THEATRE: Sometimes, I like to make a second pot of coffee for 'the day' and then consume some/most/all of it. This coffee pot is almost always the 'cheap blend'––in this case is the Chock Full o' Nuts NY blend (See image, left). This pot usually does the trick' but leaves me somewhat in 'gastrointestinal distress' on occasion. This is not an ideal state, as I feel my mind and body are not NSYNC.

idea for a 📺 show

Gary's Anatomy 


April 19, 2017 at 10:00AM

Let's just keep Facebook and all the social media platforms as dumb as possible because it sure as hell beats thinking about things in a serious manner and/or using them for pure evil or whathaveyou. OK?

Monday, April 17, 2017

I love data, big or small…


I just thought of two album ideas and they are both so super bad why am I even posting about them ugh why. I guess I'm doing a post because they both use parenthesis. Ok, #1 is (Getting) Froyo in Philly, idk I think the frontal parentheses is funny here idk why. #2 is DELADOM (Dominik from Delaware), this one is probably good tho for real. Ok, gotta go.