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Monday, March 20, 2017


i'm too cool to be living in a computer sim
y'all might be
but not me
the end

Sunday, March 19, 2017

I think the UNC-Arkansas under and R.I. were the only things to hit here :/ Oh man, what a shit run re gambling for me this March Madness. (Actually, I think every M.M. I get super-psyched to make bets, and I always get burnt.)


"The Self Checkout Lane"

a ballad about how everyday is its own masterpiece

Friday, March 17, 2017

Another one

Yes I was one dem sad suckers that had Michigan -2.5. What a garbage cover by OK State. UGH. Here we go again.

I wanna call this one The Ohio Special™ even though Creighton is in Nebraska. Sound good?

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

NEW ALBUM MIXTAPE »

Very pleased to announce Jazz for Millennials from DJ President Trump exclusively on Myspace. 19 songs in a little under an hour. This release + all other future DJ President Trump releases will only be streaming on MySpace until the end of Donald Trump's presidency. This is not protest music. This is sad sandwich music. HEY?? The MySpace upload got lost to the Seas of Shit(myspace)-go forth to bandcamp

all about saying the same thing over and over

March 15, 2017 at 07:26AM

I like computers and also the web.