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Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Happy Day 66, folks.

I like movies

hell yes i'm a fucking man


What gives google u know i fam lol lol lol 


I am 23

Today was my 23rd birthday. No, haha. Yesterday. I turned into an ape. I dreamt of eating a thousand peanut butter cups but just ate a container of vegan cream cheese instead. I hurt all of my heads. My head was an ape head and it had a mouth the head used to talk deeply about professional sports arenas and stadiums. I like the idea of places more than the reality that people inhabit them. Give me ghost towns or give me a new head.

Monday, March 6, 2017

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if u wanna wear headphones, ya gotta have a head ––MY MANTRA

UNDERRATED RECORD 🚨

I know what it means to be dead, for I have lived a long life

I've never been to japan

I didn't make yesterday's movie. Not yet. I have a title, though. It's called The Green Jpeg and its about poetry.

On Saturday night I went to see this band Anvil at Johnny Brenda's in Philly, which is a place where bands play almost every night just a couple blocks away from my house. They were really great. Yesterday (Sunday 5 March 2017) it was "pay-what-you-want" day at the Art Museum. The Art Museum is not such a great place to bring a 2.5-year old FYI. We got yelled at by several of the men and women in suits. No running. No jumping off the benches like a maniac. That sort of thing. But they had some cool kid activities like a painting station where you could make your own little sailboat. They even had a robot sea otter named Sammy the Sea Otter who was controlled by an older fellow from the U.S. Coast Guard via remote control. My daughter liked Sammy.

It's nice living life in Philadelphia or wherever you live. Maybe you live in Japan? I've never been.

Later last night, I watched the movie Tickled on HBO Go. It's a documentary about competitive tickling but really it's about something else. I recommend it.

Today I woke up and decided to live my life some more. That's what I'm doing now. I am plotting the movie I will make about today which is not just a movie but true art because it is the greatest symbol of living your life. This seems like a true statement. In the car I thought maybe I'd call the film The Slog or perhaps Slog Life, but now I think I'll take it in a different direction. I don't know what that means. Not yet.

Here is an asian-type red dot emoji, a symbol of friendship for any of my readers in Japan:

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Friday, March 3, 2017

M A R C H _ O N (baby)

The No Molestar EP is officially released. Watch the 11-minute final song "URL DOT JPEG" + listen to the entire thing here. Thank you.

Thursday, March 2, 2017

March 02, 2017 at 09:11PM

Wonder what my neighbors are up to, and also every person in Japan 🇯🇵

More like Father John Mystified

Cuz that's what I am re this guy's popularity: mystified.

"Free Saint Patrick from His Pain"

Here it is folks. Song #2 of 4 of the No Molestar EP, which will be available in full this Friday right here on your local My America Broadcasting Center.

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Full lyrics for "Heavily Meta"

HEAVILY META IN A LEXUS
GERBILS ARE SEXY AS HECK, BITCH

The Weather Channel

a good slogan would be "The Weather Channel: Channeling the Weather (with Science and Our Minds) since [whatever year they started]"