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Friday, March 3, 2017


The No Molestar EP is officially released. Watch the 11-minute final song "URL DOT JPEG" + listen to the entire thing here. Thank you.

Thursday, March 2, 2017

March 02, 2017 at 09:11PM

Wonder what my neighbors are up to, and also every person in Japan 🇯🇵

More like Father John Mystified

Cuz that's what I am re this guy's popularity: mystified.

"Free Saint Patrick from His Pain"

Here it is folks. Song #2 of 4 of the No Molestar EP, which will be available in full this Friday right here on your local My America Broadcasting Center.

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Full lyrics for "Heavily Meta"

HEAVILY META IN A LEXUS
GERBILS ARE SEXY AS HECK, BITCH

The Weather Channel

a good slogan would be "The Weather Channel: Channeling the Weather (with Science and Our Minds) since [whatever year they started]"

NEW EP OUT FRIDAY

Brand new four-song EP from an entity calling themselves The Mole Stars. Pizza Puppies Rex / My America Industries are super proud to present No Molestar. New music video premiering each day the remainder of the week. Check out first track "Ranch Hands" here. Second track––"Free Saint Patrick from His Pain"––coming at midnight tonight.

Love Thy Master (If Thou Master is Tú)

RIP SLOP CITY

One of the dumbest projects/endeavors/websites I ever done was a thing called SLOP CITY aka www.slop-city.blogspot.com.

I am never gon post anything on this ever again. Mostly I just posted gibberish via the now defunct (but still available if you're savvy) Blogger iPhone app. Things I woulda most likely posted to S.C. are now gonna end up on this weird sk twitter feed I just start cultivating: @skikyd. None of this crap matters lol. RIP S.C.andUPDATE2020 skikyd@etcetcLoL

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Aᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ Cᴀɴ Bᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ Wᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ
NEW RECORD FROM JACK JAPAN, FORTHCOMING VIA P.P. REX 〄. TO PRE-ORDER, WAVE YOUR HANDS AROUND UNTIL YOU MAIM A BIRD. TEACH THE BIRD SIGN LANGUAGE. THEN THE BIRD WILL SIGN YOU THE URL WHERE YOU CAN DO A PRE-ORDER.
⇰⻏ook㇋

Monday, February 27, 2017

wanna go to TRUMP TOWER and sing a seven-hour version of my song "I'm Just a Tourist (Don't Worry 'bout Me)" by I haven't written a song called "I'm Just a Tourist (Don't Worry 'bout Me)"

Might not be the best movie to watch at the gym tonight…

The Baby of Mâcon (1993) by Peter Greenaway looks like a hoot.

If I Do 𝕏, Then 𝕐 Means I've Already Died

Kmart Tarps have been one of the most consistent and prolific bands under The Pizza Puppies umbrella and it's only the audience getting wet (with sound). That's why I was pleased as a spiked punch when I got this animatronic gif in the electronic mail. Kmart Bloody Kmart is poised to be their masterwork and it's due out on P.P. Rex in late 2029. Can't wait!