March 02, 2017 at 09:11PM

Wonder what my neighbors are up to, and also every person in Japan 🇯🇵

More like Father John Mystified

Cuz that's what I am re this guy's popularity: mystified.

"Free Saint Patrick from His Pain"

Here it is folks. Song #2 of 4 of the No Molestar EP, which will be available in full this Friday right here on your local My America Broadcasting Center.

Full lyrics for "Heavily Meta"

HEAVILY META IN A LEXUS
GERBILS ARE SEXY AS HECK, BITCH

The Weather Channel

a good slogan would be "The Weather Channel: Channeling the Weather (with Science and Our Minds) since [whatever year they started]"

NEW EP OUT FRIDAY

Brand new four-song EP from an entity calling themselves The Mole Stars. Pizza Puppies Rex / My America Industries are super proud to present No Molestar. New music video premiering each day the remainder of the week. Check out first track "Ranch Hands" here. Second track––"Free Saint Patrick from His Pain"––coming at midnight tonight.