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Thursday, February 16, 2017

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

A WEEK AGO TODAY I RAN 14 MILES AND NOW I CAN BARELY MOVE AND YOU CAN TOO
Just discovered Mukbang and now I want to die...

SkiKyd is the evil twin brother of the pseudonym SkyKid (if you're keeping score at home)




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Tuesday, February 14, 2017

I don't think I've actually ever seen any "fake news" tbh. Like, what are we dealing with here, "President Obama Got His Dick Bit Off by a Raccoon?" How fake is this fake news, is what I'm asking. Have I clicked on it and not known it (like stepping in a trace amount of 💩?).

My personal theory on the matter is that the entire concept is a Russian/Trump misdirect aimed at causing general confusion and uncertainty among the masses. See the Adam Curtis doc HyperNormalisation for more on the potential of this theory.

But seriously, in the meantime, if anyone could forward me a link to an actual, confirmed bit of fake news, I'd appreciate it.

Rejection drugs

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ha p p y val & tynez _ day

Monday, February 13, 2017

『 I don't have anything good to say
             but I'm gonna say it anyway... 』

+ THE MAID MADE A MAYO MESS (AGAIN) +

Somewhat troubled by my recent frequently used emojis tbh.

GET READY


I just unearthed a new DIY invention. I was trying to make a homemade stylus for drawing on my macbook's trackpad, and wasn't having a ton of luck. Then I noticed the grapefruit rind sitting on my desk. I picked up a piece and voila! The damn thing worked as skin-like texture and was super-responsive. Here is the first drawing I made just by using a still kinda moist sliver to draw with my fingers:


Enter, PHASE 2: Now I just need to build a stylus using a piece of grapefruit rind attached to the end of a pen or something. This idea is gonna be gold. I'm gonna make a YouTube video about it tomorrow and it's gonna get at least 45,000 views over the next five years because––as you can see from the screengrab at the top of this post––I'm clearly the first person to have this kooky idea.

just googled, "homemade macbook stylus"

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My biggest regret of the Third Act of today's long, rambling Drive-Time™ episode of my podcast was that I didn't address the Lil Yachty/Carly Rae Jepsen Target commercial. It's hard to begrudge anyone for getting paid to do something, and I actually thought the song was as good as any 2017 cover of "It Takes Two" could possible hope to be, B U T… fuck that shit, and fuck Target. That was all that I could think about watching that bludgeoning salute to capitalism last night. My 2¢ folks.

Sunday, February 12, 2017

S/O to MC Abe Lincoln, who would have been 209 years old today if that jerk J Dubs B didn't kill him.

I've said it before and I'll say it again …

I can basically always do without the saxophone 🎷 — the only exception being "Sex Bomb" by Flipper. That's all. Thank you.