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Monday, February 13, 2017

just googled, "homemade macbook stylus"

j e a l - j e a l ? ?
My biggest regret of the Third Act of today's long, rambling Drive-Time™ episode of my podcast was that I didn't address the Lil Yachty/Carly Rae Jepsen Target commercial. It's hard to begrudge anyone for getting paid to do something, and I actually thought the song was as good as any 2017 cover of "It Takes Two" could possible hope to be, B U T… fuck that shit, and fuck Target. That was all that I could think about watching that bludgeoning salute to capitalism last night. My 2¢ folks.

Sunday, February 12, 2017

S/O to MC Abe Lincoln, who would have been 209 years old today if that jerk J Dubs B didn't kill him.

I've said it before and I'll say it again …

I can basically always do without the saxophone 🎷 — the only exception being "Sex Bomb" by Flipper. That's all. Thank you.


My name is Emu Walker