FUN FACT: The background of the Vine app is black now because it is in mourning.

January 27, 2017 at 11:22PM

Part of me thinks Marvin Zucker only invented this website to get rich.

The newest song is 📓

I'm happy to share it with you. (More) formal edition coming soon.

January 27, 2017 at 04:18PM

I feel like my face is getting fatter but the rest of me is wasting away…

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A sad day

My dog has retired from make sports picks.

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Just filmed another college basketball gambling video with my dog, Franklin. Really think this might be my big ticket, folks.

He picked Towson -2 vs College of Charleston
and Portland +5 @ Pepperdine (video forthcoming)

The second bet is only viable (for me) if the first one hits, because I unloaded all my money on Towson -2, so… LET'S GO TIGERS!!!

I googled the word "Scruples" and it turns out there is a strip club in Bucks County PA named Scruples lol. Here is their blogspot blog lol (free lunch of Fridays FTW, amirite?). The definition of a "skro͞op" (slang for scruple) is "a feeling of doubt or hesitation with regard to the morality or propriety of a course of action" so I guess that is an OK name for a strip club. IDK. Nothing matters. My dog is gambling on sports now.

Hear me out

The iPhone autofill emoji when you type "good" is, for me, 👌. This is like supposed to be the *magnifique* hand gesture I guess? Whatever. The point is I've adopted an unofficial policy of always adding the autofill emojis no matter what. But, for the record, in this case, the 👌emoji is not a gesture I would ever use in real life. I just felt compelled to clear the air on this topic. Thank you.