Just filmed another college basketball gambling video with my dog, Franklin. Really think this might be my big ticket, folks.

He picked Towson -2 vs College of Charleston
and Portland +5 @ Pepperdine (video forthcoming)

The second bet is only viable (for me) if the first one hits, because I unloaded all my money on Towson -2, so… LET'S GO TIGERS!!!

I googled the word "Scruples" and it turns out there is a strip club in Bucks County PA named Scruples lol. Here is their blogspot blog lol (free lunch of Fridays FTW, amirite?). The definition of a "skro͞op" (slang for scruple) is "a feeling of doubt or hesitation with regard to the morality or propriety of a course of action" so I guess that is an OK name for a strip club. IDK. Nothing matters. My dog is gambling on sports now.

Hear me out

The iPhone autofill emoji when you type "good" is, for me, 👌. This is like supposed to be the *magnifique* hand gesture I guess? Whatever. The point is I've adopted an unofficial policy of always adding the autofill emojis no matter what. But, for the record, in this case, the 👌emoji is not a gesture I would ever use in real life. I just felt compelled to clear the air on this topic. Thank you.

January 25, 2017 at 05:53PM

Making tomato sauce 🍅

I'm starting to post the music videos for the Current Year (2017) of the EVERYDAYSONGZ.COM project. All of the songs (1000+) are finished, I just need to make the music videos, going forward, and retroactively. And so I'm doing that. Thank you, me.

New Greg Reinfeld thing

I'm a big fan of this guy's many albums and now he has this thing which is a book with pictures: Tale of the Ephant and Its Boss the GLG.

linear/oblong cacophony

I lost like $66 gambling on sports yesterday
(thanks to the celtics; boo)
Good thing there's soccer to bet on in ~2 hours
Here are my squads:
Atletico Madrid, Sporting Lokeren, Club Brugge
IDK what countries these are in
(well Madrid is in France)
LOL is this a poem?

excerpt from The Guy With Two Crossbows by Mark Baumer | NY Times coverage of Mark

Jesus H

Word count and excerpt from book I started writing on the gym treadmill today.

The Sixers ML is now +170. Folks, I've cost myself upwards of $11 if they end up winning tonight. I'm a fool.

🦅

Imagine if I just did a blog post which was just an eagle emoji in the post title feed and the post content area was just a sentence about how this was the blog I was currently doing? Imagine that. Thanks 🙏

Yi Yi (Yī Yī; literally: "one one") is a Taiwanese/Japanese film written and directed by Edward Yang, about the emotional struggles of an engineer named NJ (played by Wu Nien-jen) and the lives of his middle-class Taiwanese family in Taipei seen through three generations.

I'M GOIN VIRAL 🌊

And by "viral" I mean I have caught a disease; please click upon my wares, good sir or madam.

Listen, idk abt u, but I luv betting on international soccer (futbol or 🎾, if u will)! I am a power investor in the economy of the pitch & it is truly a draw (read: 🐻🐻🐻) market & I luv it so dang much!!

DRAW! DRAW! DRAW!